New McDonalds paper straws

[Fred Basset]

I only use a straw when drinking soda from a fast food place which is only done once in a while.

Serve me up some stouts and I guzzle like a f***ing fish

Love that reference, me marra, and I am the same as you.

I do go to McDonalds, but it is not very often. It is like you are saying you are into charlie, but it is only on a weekend. My middle class friends would so disapprove. He eats in McDonalds don't you know. Before you know it, your kid never gets invited to a party again.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Fancy being a grown man and needing a straw to drink.

When you are in the car, it helps to drink from a straw as to not spill your drink all over yourself. At least, that's the only time I use a straw.

 

[Big Duke Six]

f***ing awful, gonna keep a multi use plastic one in the car as cannot be using them.

Stop being a fanny, and drink black coffee.

 

[Ambivalent Dave]

Straw snobs

Honestly man. Is there nowt this place won’t pass judgement on

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Love that reference, me marra, and I am the same as you.

I do go to McDonalds, but it is not very often. It is like you are saying you are into charlie, but it is only on a weekend. My middle class friends would so disapprove. He eats in McDonalds don't you know. Before you know it, your kid never gets invited to a party again.

You have some of the best posts, pal, really


Honestly, the only time I drink soda (coke/pepsi) is during long drives as it's a nice caffeine kick but it won't keep me up.

 

[MackemBob]

When you are in the car, it helps to drink from a straw as to not spill your drink all over yourself. At least, that's the only time I use a straw.

As well as allowing you to keep your eyes on the road.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

When you are in the car, it helps to drink from a straw as to not spill your drink all over yourself. At least, that's the only time I use a straw.

I wouldn't know mate, I never drink in the car tbh. Would rather sit at a table as God intended.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

As well as allowing you to keep your eyes on the road.

Very true. Imagine you're swinging back your cup to drink and BAM! you just hit a paper straw using hipster in a Prius.

I wouldn't know mate, I never drink in the car tbh. Would rather sit at a table as God intended.

Some of us have to commute to other locations for work. I do a drive to Santa Monica at least once or twice a month. The biggest f***ing parking lot you'll ever be on.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Bet the OP even had a Happy Meal.

 

[Mantobar]

Heard they suck
Or don't
In this case

 

[Fred Basset]

You have some of the best posts, pal, really


Honestly, the only time I drink soda (coke/pepsi) is during long drives as it's a nice caffeine kick but it won't keep me up.

It's not Viagra, me marra

 

[tunstall birdman]

Could they not do a 'Straw for Life' type of shit, like they do with carrier bags in supermarkets?

 

[The Lonious Monk]

It's not Viagra, me marra

Could they not do a 'Straw for Life' type of shit, like they do with carrier bags in supermarkets?

Think of all the germs that would gather in those fuckers. You'd have to get them personalized as well because what if you're with someone and they have the same exact straw as you. You accidentally grab theirs and BAM! straw cooties!

 

[Fred Basset]

Could they not do a 'Straw for Life' type of shit, like they do with carrier bags in supermarkets?

Would make sense really.

Must resist, against all my childish humour, about naming a Maccy product in your honour, me mara

 

[tunstall birdman]

Would make sense really.

Must resist, against all my childish humour, about naming a Maccy product in your honour, me mara

'McFishy Fingers'. (Memories flood back of the few Scottish birds I met on holidays).

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Would make sense really.

Must resist, against all my childish humour, about naming a Maccy product in your honour, me mara

holy fuck, just noticed that you changed his user name to "Thehorndog" on your post

your making me literally laugh out loud. It's a good thing I have a private office

 

[MattyM 09/109]

Could they not do a 'Straw for Life' type of shit, like they do with carrier bags in supermarkets?

Wait had the fuckin phones. Is your McDonald's currently turfing people out for bringing their own straws from home?

 

[tunstall birdman]

Think of all the germs that would gather in those fuckers. You'd have to get them personalized as well because what if you're with someone and they have the same exact straw as you. You accidentally grab theirs and BAM! straw cooties!

Now't that a bit spit and rub could not sort out.

 

[Deleted User 2893]

f***ing awful, gonna keep a multi use plastic one in the car as cannot be using them.

Utter hypocrisy from an ethically minded vegan who has the dream of helping to save the planet.

I am going to use paper straws but still eat shit loads of meat. I’ll do your bit for the oceans, you do my bit for the animal welfare.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Now't that a bit spit and rub could not sort out.

Don't threaten me with a good time, pal