chriswallace85
Striker
All pictures of blokes being the bastard there.
Shouldn't that be illegal?
Shouldn't that be illegal?
New laws....These are the 11 things it is now illegal for your partner to do in a relationship
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Charmless Man
Striker
Jumping out and scaring her is one of my hobbies.
She’s off work and at mine today sorting some stuff out as we’re off on holiday tomorrow. As I’m absolutely hilarious I decided to control the echo remotely and started blasting out Cannibal Corpse at full volume to give her a shock
Genuinely concerned this might now be illegal.
Terrible. Never use the hairy side
LondonMackem
Striker
Like you have a lass
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You a full palm man?
Karate chop
I would ask the wife’s ( no ) opinion on this however she’s talking at me and I don’t want to interrupt
Chal
Goalkeeper
Should be fine unless it scares her is what I read into it
42
Striker
Surely only applies if married
Ditto. As long as she pays her contribution to the bills, owt else is up to her as long as she doesnt expect me to bail her out.
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Skandhaless
Striker
  like fuck
There's no way she's getting at what I earn, seems like husbandry has literally been changed in the dictionary.
I think it's demeaning to give her "an allowance" , get to f***ing work
I agree... prone to tendon bruising or even break a metatarsal if you catch her wrong or she sees it coming and drops her head..
Joking obviously but there is nowt funny about actual abuse and I think all the things mentioned shouldn't happen... Apart from sharing the brass, no way no how
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My folks are retired so my dad gets an allowance. My dad can only count at the bookies, so probably for the best.  like fuck
There's no way she's getting at what I earn, seems like husbandry has literally been changed in the dictionary.
I think it's demeaning to give her "an allowance" , get to f***ing work
I agree... prone to tendon bruising or even break a metatarsal if you catch her wrong or she sees it coming and drops her head..
Joking obviously but there is nowt funny about actual abuse and I think all the things mentioned shouldn't happen... Apart from sharing the brass, no way no how
Skandhaless
Striker
Used to work well in many cash paid households money on the table bills paid in various tins and then the beer money as an allowance. Might be seen as abusive now
Italian Outcast
Midfield
I was prepared to give up the punitive lack of access to the family fortune
Sadly the lass was unwilling to trade (give up the insane jealousy) - so we're both off to the big house
Anyone willing to look after our dogs & cats. before were carted off
Sadly the lass was unwilling to trade (give up the insane jealousy) - so we're both off to the big house
Anyone willing to look after our dogs & cats. before were carted off
Abu Dhabi Red and White
Striker
Must admit I've never been fondled by anything with fake fingernails and eyelashes but we do seem to have different perceptions about what makes a real woman -Like you have a lass
HeaderDownBrown
Winger
Normally after a really nice meal for me mate, compliment her then an immediate strike with the back of the hand to her cheek stops complacency in the kitchen.
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Respect. That's what builds a happy relationship.
HeaderDownBrown
Winger
persistent name calling is now illegal?
Yes, it's abuse. Calling someone a fat slag over and over is not on. This is not referring to a joke between you and your lass.
