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went to order an insignia 160 sri nav today and was all set to sign the dotted line when our lass realised she couldn't reach the boot when it was open!!! moral of the story is don't marry a short arse cos you'll end up with a meriva!

Pass me the pearl handled revolver!
 
went to order an insignia 160 sri nav today and was all set to sign the dotted line when our lass realised she couldn't reach the boot when it was open!!! moral of the story is don't marry a short arse cos you'll end up with a meriva!

Pass me the pearl handled revolver!

How short is she like?
 
Piece of string tied to inside of boot lid....Hangs down when boot opened and allows her to pull it down.:-D
 
went to order an insignia 160 sri nav today and was all set to sign the dotted line when our lass realised she couldn't reach the boot when it was open!!! moral of the story is don't marry a short arse cos you'll end up with a meriva!

Pass me the pearl handled revolver!

Are the insignias the ones that were advertised as being 'a phenomonon'?
 
How short is she like?

Short as fuck, 5' 2" or something, I'm now drowning my sorrows as 3 months from now i'll be driving a chilli orange meriva with a class handbag hiding sliding centre console which also takes pop bottles and doors which are good for your back! oh it also has a see-through roof, f***ing get in!
 
Short as fuck, 5' 2" or something, I'm now drowning my sorrows as 3 months from now i'll be driving a chilli orange meriva with a class handbag hiding sliding centre console which also takes pop bottles and doors which are good for your back! oh it also has a see-through roof, f***ing get in!

A paper bag with eye holes & parking 3 streets away is your only option from now on. At least you'll be conspicuous in that colour :lol:
 
A paper bag with eye holes & parking 3 streets away is your only option from now on. At least you'll be conspicuous in that colour :lol:

Double bagger has been ordered squire

A paper bag with eye holes & parking 3 streets away is your only option from now on. At least you'll be conspicuous in that colour :lol:

Good job I ordered the welders helmet as an optional extra :-(
 
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