My pet dog is a nightmare.


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Have you tried putting fried eggs on the pizza? If that doesn't sicken your dog off pizza's nowt will.

Pineapple will also work unless it's in combo with ham.

As for the hot dogs, read the ingredients to him and explain the irony of him eating them given what he is and what their name is. He'll be ashamed and won't touch them again.
 
He thinks he's pack leader marra,and you and your lass are his pack. :lol:
 
He thinks he's pack leader marra,and you and your lass are his pack. :lol:

That's what some people cannot get their head round.

the dog will be happier if knew where he stood in the pack. i.e. At the bottom.

I don't know if the OP is winding people up because I cannot understand how anyone could allow a dog to do any of the stuff mentioned.
 
Jack russell one year old,cannot walk out the door without him becoming hysterical.
Cannot get my leg ower because he sleeps in between wor lass and me,growls when i try to move him.:evil:
Loves cups of tea,cannot have a cuppa in peace without him barking.:evil:
When we get any people to the house generally behaves like a raving lunatic.
Take him out on the lead and he constantly pulls on it making him sick in the process,took him down saltwell park the other day and he was nearly sick on someones foot.:oops:
Wont eat dog food,thinks its his right to eat hot dogs and pizza etc.
Apart from that he is ok,how long to these dogs live for?Dont think i can stand another 20 years of this.:cry:

Fuck me!! Everything you're doing is wrong, particularly those highlighted
Dogs are pack animals, like some others have said, you need to lead the pack not him and stop treating him like a bairn IT'S A DOG!!!!!

I've got a Jacker just over a year and he's no bother, other than he's a bit over protective and aggressive towards other dogs, he might need his nuts chopping to rid him of that though?

By the way feeding a dog pizza is cruel, there's far to much salt in human food, it shortens the dogs life.
 
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Its a terrier, a working breed, that you are treating like a kid. Man up, don't let it in bedrooms, don't feed it human food (if you want to feed it something nice use dry dog food mixed with offal) get a halti collar to help with the pulling and find some dog based activities for it to do so it feels like its working(this will burn off a lot of energy and lead to a more placid dog) also neutering might help.
 
Its a terrier, a working breed, that you are treating like a kid. Man up, don't let it in bedrooms, don't feed it human food (if you want to feed it something nice use dry dog food mixed with offal) get a halti collar to help with the pulling and find some dog based activities for it to do so it feels like its working(this will burn off a lot of energy and lead to a more placid dog) also neutering might help.

The thing is wor lass used to put the dog on top of the bed when i was on nightshift,now when i try and put it in its basket it just constantly barks untill it gets it's own way.:-(
Don't get me wrong,the dog is as good as gold when im in the house on my own with him,he takes note of everything i say.The problem is when wor lass and the kids come through the door it starts to behave like a nutter.
I cannot even show wor lass any affection as it barks the house down everytime i do.:-(
Told her to cut his knackers off but she says it will make no difference.
Another thing,when he gets exited he runs around the house and starts chewing all the shoes in sight,i have only one pair left for work.
 
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The thing is wor lass used to put the dog on top of the bed when i was on nightshift,now when i try and put it in its basket it just constantly barks untill it gets it's own way.:-(
Don't get me wrong,the dog is as good as gold when im in the house on my own with him,he takes note of everything i say.The problem is when wor lass and the kids come through the door it starts to behave like a nutter.
I cannot even show wor lass any affection as it barks the house down everytime i do.:-(
Told her to cut his knackers off but she says it will make no difference.

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Your wife
Your dog
Your kids
The TV
The carpets
Some forks
An old bag of cement in the shed
The shed




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Jack russell one year old,cannot walk out the door without him becoming hysterical.
Cannot get my leg ower because he sleeps in between wor lass and me,growls when i try to move him.:evil:
Loves cups of tea,cannot have a cuppa in peace without him barking.:evil:
When we get any people to the house generally behaves like a raving lunatic.
Take him out on the lead and he constantly pulls on it making him sick in the process,took him down saltwell park the other day and he was nearly sick on someones foot.:oops:
Wont eat dog food,thinks its his right to eat hot dogs and pizza etc.
Apart from that he is ok,how long to these dogs live for?Dont think i can stand another 20 years of this.:cry:

being frank, well it's too late.

You are his bitch, he looks at you like you are some kind of meal ticket and mocks your authority.

Basically a dumb animal has mastered you...and for that you should never own a animal again and hang your fuckin head in shame.

Bet your lass slaps you about anarl.
 
The thing is wor lass used to put the dog on top of the bed when i was on nightshift,now when i try and put it in its basket it just constantly barks untill it gets it's own way.:-(
Don't get me wrong,the dog is as good as gold when im in the house on my own with him,he takes note of everything i say.The problem is when wor lass and the kids come through the door it starts to behave like a nutter.
I cannot even show wor lass any affection as it barks the house down everytime i do.:-(
Told her to cut his knackers off but she says it will make no difference.
Another thing,when he gets exited he runs around the house and starts chewing all the shoes in sight,i have only one pair left for work.

:eek: Bhy!! he's a clever little cunt!! reading and writing and he's only just turned one!!


I bet it's only shorthand though?
 
The thing is wor lass used to put the dog on top of the bed when i was on nightshift,now when i try and put it in its basket it just constantly barks untill it gets it's own way.:-(
Don't get me wrong,the dog is as good as gold when im in the house on my own with him,he takes note of everything i say.The problem is when wor lass and the kids come through the door it starts to behave like a nutter.
I cannot even show wor lass any affection as it barks the house down [/B]everytime i do.:-(

Told her to cut his knackers off but she says it will make no difference.
Another thing,when he gets exited he runs around the house and starts chewing all the shoes in sight,i have only one pair left for work.

I said mate he thinks he's the pack leader and you and your family are his pack, you need that sorting out, or you will have the 20 years of hell you're talking about. :lol:
 
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