My Neighbour



The bloke a few doors down is out washing his car. All by himself a good distance from anyone. Am I permitted to shoot him?
 
There’s a woman across the street from me, has 2 sons in their early 20’s back and forward every day. They don’t live with her, I’m guessing it was her birthday as one of the sons called round yesterday with a card with his lass and bairn. She’s just had a lass that lives at the end of the street round today.

She’s a paramedic, I shit you not.
 
My next door neighbour is a nurse. Her parents called round earlier, knocked on the door and then went and stood down the drive a few metres away. They were there for about 45 minutes chatting to the family.

once they went I heard her cracking up in the back garden with her husband about how f***ing stupid they were :lol:
 
roppa said:
No, it’s a form of exercise and allowable, shooting is for more serious offenders

Yes
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I was taking the piss. My kids have been out this morning drawing chalk stuff on the drive. I see this and car washing as fine. Same as kids having a spell in the street riding their bikes. So long as they are a good distance from people (nobody else was out), and different families do it at different times, I can't see a problem. Some people are confusing being outside with close contact to others. No need to hide under beds for weeks, just be sensible.

My drive will look a right mess now and they have asked me to order some coloured chalk. Still, it will drive the old woman from 3 doors down nuts, as she always wants the street to be prim and proper. It occupied the kids for half an hour.
 
Frankel said:
Absolutely spot on.

There’s a difference between being locked in the house all day and out socialising as normal.

If we are all sensible, ie out walking dogs, running or cycling in a safe way then that is totally fine. Some people would have every one locked away.
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Yup. And I suspect a lot of the “lock everyone up” brigade are Fattos who don’t exercise anyway but are popping to the supermarket every other day and getting tri-weekly takeaways.
 
I don’t want to be a twat here but my neighbour has now just jumped in his car for the 4th time today, I’ve no idea where or what he is doing .

I wish there was a phone line for reporting the ****, I’d say something but he’s twice my size :lol: , beyond a f***ing joke now.
 
Gorillacop said:
I don’t want to be a twat here but my neighbour has now just jumped in his car for the 4th time today, I’ve no idea where or what he is doing .

I wish there was a phone line for reporting the ****, I’d say something but he’s twice my size :lol: , beyond a f***ing joke now.
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Either ask him or leave it, if the police got calls every time someone left the house regularly their lines would be unreachable.
 
SpiritofBurnden said:
The ones that baffle me are those who've decide that the middle of a pandemic would be the ideal time to take up exercise outdoors, having never previously shown the slightest interest.
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Boredom is most likely the cause.
Qwerty said:
We deliver groceries twice a week to mother in law, leave it on steps and talk to her through a closed window for 10 mins.
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Nothing wrong with that really.
 
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