My mate....

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Phil Babbs Glove, May 15, 2019.

  1. super noodles

    super noodles Winger

    Tell him you know what he's up to and if he doesn't give you a 15% cut then you're going to the police. Either nothing's going on and it'll seem like a joke, or you're in the money.
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  2. chriswallace85

    chriswallace85 Striker

    Like I said, most are already married.

    I'm still at two weddings this year but not on behalf of the grooms so nee stags for me.
  3. Teed

    Teed Striker

    He's spending the money he's saved on not buying pints.
  4. Surely this is the norm. I was actually going to start a thread on this very subject.
  5. This. What a weird thing to say. Almost as if the op is completely made up
  6. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    Nosey bastard
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  7. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    OP and the rest of the mates are just jealous imo.

    Make sure you let him know your mate has forgotten his roots now that he has a class new life in London.
  8. Sneech

    Sneech Striker

    I knew someone like that, he's just come out of chokey for dealing :lol:
  9. Sounds like he’s a drug dealer
  10. More likely that he's using the stag dos as a front for smuggling back illicit donkey porn and selling it onto the OP and the rest of his mates at inflated prices.
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  11. Wait till you get to my age....its all fucking funerals.
  12. chriswallace85

    chriswallace85 Striker

    I'll refrain from liking that post as it's sad.
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  13. peil

    peil Striker Contributor

    Who is paying these days, just get it on the internet for free?
  14. yorkyexile

    yorkyexile Striker

    Your mate, aye reeto. You`ve done an Arthur Fowler haven`t you ?:lol:
  15. daveyc

    daveyc Winger

    Obviously the OPs missus is paying this 'mate' ten pund a gan.
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  16. Scotty 1978

    Scotty 1978 Striker

    Drug dealer ?
  17. Yankee Mackem

    Yankee Mackem Winger

    Probably does blowies for 2op in the Crystal Palace toilets. Better not ask directly, ask him for tax help and in the middle ask him if he has any receipts.
  18. Adamsy

    Adamsy Full Back

    He’s nocking the ching out!
  19. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    I feel it ramping up now in my late 20s.

    There was a flurry in my early 20s of really religious people I knew from University. I didn’t go to those ones. They wouldn’t have wanted me there anyway had they really known me.

    13 is the average age for marriage in Howton iirc?
    Last edited: May 15, 2019
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  20. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    I know. I always figured stag dos were kind of compulsory for your close friends.
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