My mate/ food poisoning

Phil Babbs Glove

Subs Bench
my mates been stuck on the pot for 2 days now with food poisoning. Normally really active in group message etc but we havnt heard a peep from him

Any ideas on how he can get over it in time for the match tomorrow?
 

Jimmer13

Midfield
my mates been stuck on the pot for 2 days now with food poisoning. Normally really active in group message etc but we havnt heard a peep from him

Any ideas on how he can get over it in time for the match tomorrow?
Sure he had not been flushed away on a foaming flush of pultritude and bog paper? :eek::rolleyes::lol:
 

Titus

Striker
Sounds like a fanny needing his lass to let you know so I'd just cut him off anyway tbh...
 

mcq10

Striker
Wait till your mate has piles the size of watermelons after all the shitting.....


I got food poisoning before on holiday and spent 6 days hugging the bathroom floor.

Lost a stone in weight and nearly had to be admitted into hospital.

It’s not nice
 

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