My mate/ food poisoning

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Phil Babbs Glove, Apr 8, 2019.

  1. Phil Babbs Glove

    Phil Babbs Glove Subs Bench

    my mates been stuck on the pot for 2 days now with food poisoning. Normally really active in group message etc but we havnt heard a peep from him

    Any ideas on how he can get over it in time for the match tomorrow?
     
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    Just the usual stuff - imodium, rehydration sachets, light diet, etc. If he's still poorly though, don't risk going to the match and passing it on to folks.
     
  3. Spot

    Spot Striker

    Nappies
     
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  4. Doberman

    Doberman Striker

    if you haven't heard from him, how have you diagnosed him?

    something doesn't add up.

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  5. martinlumley

    martinlumley Striker

    what did he eat?
     
  6. Phil Babbs Glove

    Phil Babbs Glove Subs Bench

     
  7. Jimmer13

    Jimmer13 Midfield

    Sure he had not been flushed away on a foaming flush of pultritude and bog paper? :eek::rolleyes::lol:
     
  8. Doberman

    Doberman Striker

  9. Phil Babbs Glove

    Phil Babbs Glove Subs Bench

    The lads in the group chat are speculating he’s been at the cat food
     
  10. Oli Wagkz

    Oli Wagkz Striker

    At least tag me mate, haway.
     
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  11. Titus

    Titus Striker

    Sounds like a fanny needing his lass to let you know so I'd just cut him off anyway tbh...
     
  12. Phil Babbs Glove

    Phil Babbs Glove Subs Bench

    How’s your hoop?
     
  13. forzamilansafc

    forzamilansafc Striker

    :lol:
     
  14. Oli Wagkz

    Oli Wagkz Striker

    Still loose mate.
     
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  15. Rabbit away here like...

    Sounds like op trying some kind of alibi shit.

    Reported ( to the polis )
     
  16. mcq10

    mcq10 Striker

    Wait till your mate has piles the size of watermelons after all the shitting.....


    I got food poisoning before on holiday and spent 6 days hugging the bathroom floor.

    Lost a stone in weight and nearly had to be admitted into hospital.

    It’s not nice
     
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  17. KeefBeer

    KeefBeer Winger

    It'll be like a blood orange
     
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  18. Has he joined the circus?
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  19. Lambchops

    Lambchops Striker

    2 spoonfuls of bisto gravy granules - won't stop the shits but thickens them nicely
     
  20. Is this the treasurer ?
     
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