My funeral

[Epping]

Completely OT, but you having a French keyboard is making your posts more illegible than usual.

flipping between this keyboard then my own on an evening is a bloody nightmare

 

[JonnotheMackem]

Will be streamed. If you want an invite. Can you add your name to this list so you receive an invite.
User name email.



It won't be an open stream for personal reasons

To you, god speed good sir.

 

[Brexit]

I may login to just to make doubly sure.

 

[JonnotheMackem]

flipping between this keyboard then my own on an evening is a bloody nightmare

My wife has insisted we start texting in Chinese, and that's causing all kinds of keyboard mayhem.

 

[Hair Flick]

Will there be freshly shucked, hand collected scallops?

 

[errant]

Even Graysons couldn't enjoy his own funeral, Shirley?

he'll ensure every line of any eulogy ends with another question...

 

[Hair Flick]

he'll ensure every line of any eulogy ends with another question...

Why would he do that?

 

[CatRyan]

If anyone in London wants to get together for this I'd be up for that.

 

[Lexingtongue]

My wife has insisted we start texting in Chinese, and that's causing all kinds of keyboard mayhem.

Get her telt, man! Walking all over you, she is!

 

[The Hooded Claw]

When's the payout announced?

I may login to just to make doubly sure.

Could be anyone in there.

 

[luvulongtime]

i wonder if they have them little sausages, a bit of cheese and a silverskin onion on a cocktail stick at the reception

 

[Dinsdale]

i wonder if they have them little sausages, a bit of cheese and a silverskin onion on a cocktail stick at the reception

Just thinking the same. Always canny fodder at a funeral. Although with it being streamed live it'll probably have to be a dominos home delivery job.

 

[banned user]

Just thinking the same. Always canny fodder at a funeral. Although with it being streamed live it'll probably have to be a dominos home delivery job.

We can gan to the Valley Farm and have a carvery

 

[Dinsdale]

We can gan to the Valley Farm and have a carvery

Good call. Do they have a big screen to put it on?

 

[banned user]

Good call. Do they have a big screen to put it on?

I was just thinking about the food and beer tbh !

 

[JonnotheMackem]

Get her telt, man! Walking all over you, she is!

It's doing me good, to be fair.

Or rather:
说公平，给她发中文短信对我很有用

 

[Lexingtongue]

It's doing me good, to be fair.

Or rather:
说公平，给她发中文短信对我很有用

Rather you than me! Looks ridiculous hard!

 

[Epping]

It's doing me good, to be fair.

Or rather:
说公平，给她发中文短信对我很有用

easy for you to say

 

[becs]

My wife has insisted we start texting in Chinese, and that's causing all kinds of keyboard mayhem.

Bloody immigrants coming over here and stealing our keyboards

 

[Bob Fleming]

Happy to come in person if you pay for me flight. Its not far from here. I can be the SMB rep.