Murder on Zidanes Floor

[jacko100]

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On tour !!

 

[HABA87]

No Sunderland date.

 

[Discopants91]

Seb.

 

[Mainze]

Wad

 

[ajthemackem]

Sophie Ellis-Bextor walks into a bar. Barman asks "Why the wide face?".

 

[Tadger]

No Sunderland date.

No London date oddly enough.

 

[jacko100]

Sophie Ellis-Bextor walks into a bar. Barman asks "Why the wide face?".

always thought it was more moon/plate shaped than wide tbh, can you re-work the joke to with with that?

 

[Some Random Guy]

Should that be "both the hits"

 

[ajthemackem]

always thought it was more moon/plate shaped than wide tbh, can you re-work the joke to with with that?

You're the reason we can't have nice things.

 

[jacko100]

Should that be "both the hits"

it is, the gig is only 10 minutes, tbh I'd struggle to name the "other" hit

 

[Slow joe]

Had no idea she was still going. Would shag but wouldn't want to see in concert.

 

[jacko100]

You're the reason we can't have nice things.

 

[Some Random Guy]

it is, the gig is only 10 minutes, tbh I'd struggle to name the "other" hit

Take me home.

She did the vocals on Groovejet, that can be the encore.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Don’t know if the board is aware but SMB favourite Sophie Ellis Bextor has announced some tour dates

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It’ll no doubt be murder on Zidane’s floor

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Have a like for a derivative joke

 

[Pseudonym Number 1]

SEB

 

[Slatz63]

I prefer the other thread that was started before yours.
SEB

 

[jacko100]

Take me home.

She did the vocals on Groovejet, that can be the encore.

I'll bow down to your superior knowledge on this one!

 

[Cockney Mackem]

SEB

Yes

 

[Arkle]

Take me home.

She did the vocals on Groovejet, that can be the encore.

Oddly enough, she had 6 top 10 hits as a solo artist (plus Groovejet).