Discussion in 'SMB' started by MackemRocker, Apr 11, 2019.
Small nuclear device? Sort it no problem.
I've got one but not convinced it works.
As far as traps go, these ones seem to work a treat.
We did peppermint oil on cotton wool
balls under the kitchen cabinets, that blue pasta bait poison and the plug-in signal things.
Nowt worked but they’ve scarpered since anyway.
Missing a trick here I reckon
Get all the old barbies out, buy in a truckload of pop and sweets to sell at mark-up
Put a big sign outside "Mickey's Northern Wonderland"
Put a few adverts in the usual places and you have a great little business; INSTANT POP-UP NORTHERN DISNEYLAND
"Listen children - if you are good Mickey will arrive - can you hear him, can you hear him?"
In winter can be combined with recordings of hooves - who needs lapland
so turns out it was a bastard magpie that fell down the chimney and probs died since its all gone quiet now.
was impressed how the pest control bloke knew the type of bird by the noises they make.....even better now it was one of those black and white fekers
was going to suggest burning the house down, but that's not quick enough.
Had a few of those in my time.
Have you caught the fucker yet? If not start a fire.
They tried that in Paris, didn't end well.
Mouse still alive like.
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