Mouse in the house

Discussion in 'SMB' started by MackemRocker, Apr 11, 2019.

  1. Bishop Boy

    Bishop Boy Striker

    Small nuclear device? Sort it no problem.
  2. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

  3. Italian Outcast

    Italian Outcast Central Defender

    Missing a trick here I reckon
    Get all the old barbies out, buy in a truckload of pop and sweets to sell at mark-up
    Put a big sign outside "Mickey's Northern Wonderland"

    Put a few adverts in the usual places and you have a great little business; INSTANT POP-UP NORTHERN DISNEYLAND
    "Listen children - if you are good Mickey will arrive - can you hear him, can you hear him?"
    In winter can be combined with recordings of hooves - who needs lapland
  4. MackemRocker

    MackemRocker Full Back

    so turns out it was a bastard magpie that fell down the chimney and probs died since its all gone quiet now.

    was impressed how the pest control bloke knew the type of bird by the noises they make.....even better now it was one of those black and white fekers
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  5. This ^

    was going to suggest burning the house down, but that's not quick enough.
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  6. Had a few of those in my time.
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  8. Bishop Boy

    Bishop Boy Striker


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  9. Rhubarb

    Rhubarb Goalkeeper

    Have you caught the fucker yet? If not start a fire.
  10. Bishop Boy

    Bishop Boy Striker

    They tried that in Paris, didn't end well.
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  11. Rhubarb

    Rhubarb Goalkeeper

    Mouse still alive like.
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