jackynutmeg
Striker
On the back of the toilet doors we have a picture showing you how to have a shite.
Most stupid rule in the workplace
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Big Sharp Teeth
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We’re not supposed to drink during working hours yet have two staff bars on site which are open during the day. Well, technically only one of them is open at a time; one’s a summer bar, the other a winter bar.
Stick to the country speed limit - I’m a contractor I’ll take my chances, your trucks overtake me at 120km/h - aye, ok just be careful.
Wear the owners shirts - I’m a contractor and your staff are wearing our shirts - okay.
Our auditors need to know your salary right now - I’m a contractor, privileged information, speak my company - arsehole.
Wear the owners shirts - I’m a contractor and your staff are wearing our shirts - okay.
Our auditors need to know your salary right now - I’m a contractor, privileged information, speak my company - arsehole.
Iballistic George
Winger
On the name badge thing our company gets fines a grand if the person isn't wearing a name badge and it gets spotted by transport Scotland.
S.S.R..
Winger
My old place had a sign urging employees not to throw used toilet paper in the bin outside the cubicles.
jackynutmeg
Striker
The pictures tell you not to stand on the toilet seat to have shite
Not to flush the toilet with your foot and not to put used big roll in the bin.
Behind Enemy Lines
Striker
Lots of Indians at your place? Or Chinese?
IAmZlatan
Winger
Are you a contractor by any chance there mate?
monkeytassle
Striker
Mini skirts banned
Dark Traveller
Striker
Our IT dept don’t allow access to WeTransfer or Dropbox
It’s quite embarrassing when you have to ask a photographer to either email photos at low-res or drop them off on a disc. Pain in the arse when trying to send PowerPoint presentations externally too
It’s quite embarrassing when you have to ask a photographer to either email photos at low-res or drop them off on a disc. Pain in the arse when trying to send PowerPoint presentations externally too
jackynutmeg
Striker
Aye that's why.
pillars of hercules
Striker
I sacked a lad a few days ago for being off his tits at work. I would generally give someone a second chance but he was a wrangun
Pics
pillars of hercules
Striker
While working in Southall our toilets had the same because some of the Asian workers would stand on the seats
Chappers
Striker
Our flexi had no core hours and people would come and go as they pleased.
I would leave for lunch around 11.30 most days, sometimes a little earlier. The logic for me was that I was starving as didnt used to have breakfast. Also i was back by 12 so when everyone else went for lunch I was in the office.
New manager comes in. After 1 month I get dragged into the office and informed that I was going on my lunch to early and despite having no core hours, i wasn't allowed to leave until at least 11.45.
Guess that 15 minutes made all the difference. Power really does go to some peoples heads.
I would leave for lunch around 11.30 most days, sometimes a little earlier. The logic for me was that I was starving as didnt used to have breakfast. Also i was back by 12 so when everyone else went for lunch I was in the office.
New manager comes in. After 1 month I get dragged into the office and informed that I was going on my lunch to early and despite having no core hours, i wasn't allowed to leave until at least 11.45.
Guess that 15 minutes made all the difference. Power really does go to some peoples heads.
I'm considering banning mobiles at my place. They get on my tits. The lads are constantly being harassed by their partners for menial reasons. Whats wrang with these Women? Cant they cope on their own for a few hours?
Christ, I used to gan away to work for weeks on end, with no real contact with home avaialble. No phones, no internet, no nowt apart from written letters, and SSB radio. My Mrs just got on with it.
This country is fucked.......
Christ, I used to gan away to work for weeks on end, with no real contact with home avaialble. No phones, no internet, no nowt apart from written letters, and SSB radio. My Mrs just got on with it.
This country is fucked.......
Shame. All that cycling and running you do, I bet your legs look marvellous.
There are plenty other more secure alternatives they could look at.
