most packets of crisps eaten consecutively

[monkeytassle]

My days of big eating are diminishing. Don't even over order a curry now

jesus h Christ this is nuts.

no wonder the country is filled to the brim with fat bastards. I feel guilty eating one. bunch of fat knackers.

 

[zwartekat]

Yup, they sort of 'melt' when you eat them and just disappear in your mouth. Turning your fingers all orange as well. Strictly I wouldn't call them crisps but I can eat them like sweets, popping one after the other. The trick is to only use one hand, hard to remember all the time if drunk or semi-stoned. But if you forget and use both hands your remote control will need a good clean when you wake up again.

There are many on here who need to clean their remote control the next morning.

 

[curlypermsareback]

i now secretly (in the kitchen) decant a packet into another full packet (there's enough room). so i get 2 bags and the wife doesn't call me a fat knacker or say 'just because theyre there doesn't mean you have to eat them all' QUOTE]
i don't believe this. shes hidden the crisps.