More religious claptrap...

[Captain Slackbladder]

England set for first saint in centuries

‘Authenticated miracles’

 

[HABA87]

Seems reasonable.

 

[Mercia Blackcat]

Maybe the bloke was a saint when he was alive. Is there any record of miracles when he was? Then again does a couple of magic tricks make someone a saint? Who do saints have to wait a couple of hundred years before performing a miracle? If they can do a couple why not do a few more? So many questions...

 

[errant]

‘Authenticated miracles’

haven't clicked the link, but have they named dick advocaat in this list?

 

[nyron4england]

Dorothy Mantooth?

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[Boris Bear]

Looks a bit like Jimmy Savile

 

[PinzaC55]

Christopher Hitchens summed it up best "We're only 2% removed in DNA from a Chimp and it shows".

 

[Pants]

England set for first saint in centuries

‘Authenticated miracles’

He cured a woman's unstoppable bleeding. What more do you want?

 

[jubblies]

She probably ran out of blood.

 

[look out piano]

Load of f***ing mumbo jumbo bullshit.

 

[PhilSAFC]

Tbf they made mother Theresa a saint and she was a little shithouse apparently so this bloke looks well deserving.

 

[dangermows]

Load of f***ing mumbo jumbo bullshit.

Prove it

 

[look out piano]

Prove it

No, you prove it sucka ! .

 

[dangermows]

No, you prove it sucka ! .

I can't prove it's mumbo jumbo, soz.

 

[look out piano]

I can't prove it's mumbo jumbo, soz.

Exactly .

 

[dangermows]

Exactly .

Thanks for agreeing with me

 

[PhilSAFC]

Load of f***ing mumbo jumbo bullshit.

Typical of you this

 

[look out piano]

Typical of you this

Eh ? . I'm just in one of those moods Phil tbh.

 

[jaxaxe]

England set for first saint in centuries

‘Authenticated miracles’

So Gus Poyet, Paulo Di Canio, Dick Advocaat and Big Sam Allardyce should be under consideration as well.

 

[RichD]

Maybe the bloke was a saint when he was alive. Is there any record of miracles when he was? Then again does a couple of magic tricks make someone a saint? Who do saints have to wait a couple of hundred years before performing a miracle? If they can do a couple why not do a few more? So many questions...

Don't mention magic in the middle-east as you'll have to preform the fly off a very high building trick with no net...