Middle seat plane etiquette

[HellsBells]

Surely the person in the middle seat of three gets both arm rests?

 

[Porridge]

Surely the person in the middle seat of three gets both arm rests?

Aisle seat surely, if only as compensation for having to get up every time one of the other 2 needs the toilet or absolutely has to get something out of the overhead locker

 

[BigPete]

Sneeze on both arm rests then they will happily let you use them.

 

[Mainze]

Drinks 8 pints in the airport, pop a few sleeping pills. Let fate decide....

 

[Arkle]

Difficult. Aisle with the outer arm rest runs the risk of being bumped by food trollies, crew and numpties trying to wobble to the toilet. Middle runs the risk of having no arm rest at all. Window has an arm rest that (depending on the plane) near enough hits wall.

If everyone flew premium economy, they'd have loads of room!

 

[Space Hopper]

I have just seen an aircraft made out of bubbly chocolate.

I think it was an aeroplane.

 

[sadsack01]

Aisle and window puts their elbows at the back of the middle arm rest and middle puts theirs at the front. Everyone's a winner.

 

[Iballistic George]

I have just seen an aircraft made out of bubbly chocolate.

I think it was an aeroplane.

Have a like just for the shitness of it

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Don't shout Allah hu Akbar really loud



Sorry, thought "seat" was an anagram

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

Don't shout Allah hu Akbar really loud



Sorry, thought "seat" was an anagram

Middle East Nepal QuietTeet?

 

[ouro]

Check in online through a frequent flier program: Aisle seat for anything over 2 hours, at the back against a bulkhead so you can recline without annoying anyone and near to bogs and galley for piss and drink (in that order, careful now).

 

[WheyHey]

Grab the ends of the arm rests so tight your knuckles turn white and when either of your flight neighbors look at you, grit your teeth and growl.

 

[maygo]

Window seat gets window view and one armrest
Aisle gets extra legroom and one armrest
Middle seat therefore gets two armrests as compensation

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Middle East Nepal QuietTeet?

Middle East Late Pee Quintet

 

[Boz33]

Amateur mistake getting stuck with the middle seat in fairness

 

[HABA87]

Everyone leans towards the window. Aisle seat therefore gets two armrests.

 

[Wilfy]

Where ya gannin?

 

[Arkle]

Everyone leans towards the window. Aisle seat therefore gets two armrests.

Depends whether you're banking left or right, surely?

 

[Pepe]

If you are in the middle seat then you just have to accept that you have been done by life.

 

[Dave Herbal]

Grab the ends of the arm rests so tight your knuckles turn white and when either of your flight neighbors look at you, grit your teeth and growl.

Or copy my 90s Inter City train double seat etiquette. Sit down, plonk 4 cans of double maxim, a packet of tabs and a family size bottle of MD 20/20 on the tray table and see who argues with you (Also, nip off for a joint in the bigs every hour)