Middle names


I had a school friend with a very unusual middle name, which makes it easy to find him on the prison inmate locator given that his first and last are both very common.
 
My daughter started off with my wife's name as her middle name and a double barrelled last name, then we moved the wife's bit of the double barrel of the surname into the middle name so now my daughter has my wife's full name as her middle name :lol:

And my wife had a bizarre surname
 
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My daughter started off with my wife's name as her middle name and a double barrelled last name, then we moved the wife's bit of the double barrel of the surname into the middle name so now my daughter has my wife's full name as her middle name :lol:

And my wife has a bizarre surname
I’m not sure it’s much better to be named Alice Cumberdale Wanksplat Jones than it is to be Alice Cumberdale Jones-Wanksplat.

Actually, it probably is. So good on you!

But why didn’t your wife change her name from Cumberdale Wanksplat when given the chance?
 
My wife's got no middle name, and I always tell her she's a bit deficient because of it. Dunno why, it just feels a bit wrong when someone hasn't.
Mine (no) had two even before marrying me. Want to buy yours one for Valentine’s Day? They all start with S and you can choose from three different linguistic backgrounds, varying lengths, and one can even put her into Viking mode.
 
Mine is liv'ed, pronounced like livid. but I done a deed poll thingy so it's not on any records, as I thought it was in direct conflict with my first name.

ps. Gelan is pronounced like melon with a hard G.
Does anyone have any strange mothers maiden names? Or maybe weird first pet names?
Pandora's box well and truly opened...can't wait for the pubs to empty :D
 
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Oh god she needs NO encouragement to go into Viking mode.
How about Eastern European proletarian? Got one of those for sale too. Could be a fun roleplay if nothing else.

Well, probably not.
Does anyone have any strange mothers maiden names? Or maybe weird first pet names?
No, but if you just want my password you can have it. I’ve made like 11,000 posts and the vast majority are shit.
 
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How about Eastern European proletarian? Got one of those for sale too. Could be a fun roleplay if nothing else.

Well, probably not.

No, but if you just want my password you can have it. I’ve made like 11,000 posts and the vast majority are shit.
I’m a few thousand behind you mate but mine are shit all the same as well !
 

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