Microwave has a setting for 99 minutes

[Twisted]

I don't understand the joke

that iceland burger scran thing you posted man

 

[Frijj]

that iceland burger scran thing you posted man

Oh aye. That was canny that was.

 

[Deleted member 25315]

Tortoise or terrapin. Just bang them on for 99 minutes, you don't even need a microwave dish.

 

[JohnAin]

What on earth could you be cooking for nearly a hundred minutes in the microwave?

A stairway to the stars. It's a lazer after all. Imagine opening the door and helping little green men out.

 

[Sideshow Bob2]

The instructions are always full of recipes for cooking a whole roast chicken and a load of other mad shite, as if they get used for owt other than warming up beans.

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

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it's a typo - it should say Choss, the best mode of all

 

[Berghain]

Tinfoil

 

[Billy Rocket]

The evidence

 

[SYB_DC]

A piece of your own shit, when departing for the last time from the residence of a particularly disliked former partner.

(I don't suppose it really matters whose shit, really, but how many sources of shit does the typical person have?)

 

[Typhoonftm]

Yer Ma.

Prefers a good roast I heard.

 

[Dave Herbal]

Narkies take 30 mins. 3 of them?

 

[Gazoliver]

What on earth could you be cooking for nearly a hundred minutes in the microwave?

A massive massive potato?

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Poor @Frijj

 

[nelford_safc]

99 one minute meals

 

[longtimelurker]

Melting git loads of Walkers crisp packets for your school mates.

 

[What A Waster]

Nobody can even think of anything that would even require the microwave to be cooking for 99 minutes. It's absolutely ridiculous.

 

[Discopants91]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-recipes-from-saddest-cookbook-ever-tested/

Even a rerst takes 20 minutes.

 

[lordy]

it will be for defrosting a git big joint

 

[Keawyeds]

Real men eat frozen food

You are Kerry Katona and I wouldn't touch you with a barge poll

 

[Billy Rocket]

Sounds flakey to me.