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Please paint Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby having hysterically laughed themselves so hard they’ve slipped into a psychotic episode and destroyed the set of This Morning, and murdered the crew and any guests (including Katie Hopkins?). Gino D'Acampo is trying to use a baking tray as a shield and a spatula as a weapon to fend off Holly who’s about to bludgeon him to death with a handful of uncooked spaghetti.
 
Just spent twenty minutes looking through that. Absolute class.

“Please can you paint Mick Jagger working on the paint station in B&Q disappointing everyone making all the paint up as black”

Absolute genius man
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Hi Jim. Can you paint me Donald Trump lying dead on the toilet Elvis style, with vomit running down his “Make America Great Again” T shirt? There is a copy of “Trump: The Art of the Deal” splayed on the floor under his right hand. A large line of coke lies unsnorted on the sink. His toupe has fallen off, revealing a small flaccid penis on the top of his orange head.

Joe Thrush
 

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