Men getting pregnant

Discussion in 'SMB' started by LiverBird, Nov 10, 2018.

  1. LiverBird

    LiverBird Full Back

    So imagine science has a breakthrough and makes it possible for men to carry the baby and give birth instead of women.

    Would you do it? If your woman said she wanted you to be the carrier would you?


    Its a no from me :oops:
     
  2. No chance. I'm scared of passing a kidney stone from the stories off here.
     
  3. mcq10

    mcq10 Striker

    I hate having big solid poos after a session on the ale.

    Not a chance I’d want to carry a human being in my body
     
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  4. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    We need more details about these advancements.
     
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  5. It's the best feeling in the whole wide world. I have done it 3 times and loved every single second.
     
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  6. gazc24

    gazc24 Winger

    Somebody's been watching Dr who
     
  7. Jabberwocky

    Jabberwocky Midfield

    Looks shite, can’t get on the ale for 3/4 of a year and can’t have a shit or a bad nights kip without giving chapter and verse to your long suffering partner.
     
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  8. Buchans Boots

    Buchans Boots Midfield

    Blokes getting pregnant. Lol. That’ll be next like. The West is slowly but surely disappearing up its own liberal, pc, arse. The stench of decadence is over powering. It’s like watching the fall of the Roman Empire.
     
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  9. b1gals

    b1gals Winger

    It was said a few years ago that whilst a man couldn't get pregnant it would be possible for him to carry a child in the lower intestine. He wouldn't give birth but the baby would go through the motions.
     
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  10. mcq10

    mcq10 Striker

    Aye and my wife’s done it twice now and she would say the complete opposite :lol:

    And don’t get me started on the after effects......

    Meltdown moment 48373636 starts here folks......
     
  11. Ginger John

    Ginger John Central Defender Contributor

    Saw an article about a trans man who kept his lady bits so he could become pregnant by his other half. Looked odd seeing a bloke with a pregnancy bump.
     
  12. yorkyexile

    yorkyexile Striker

    ye`ve never seen my gut,looks like triplets :lol:

    he`s on one tonight int he?
     
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  13. Chappers

    Chappers Striker

    No chance
     
  14. Not a chance. Even if i could just buy an Organic one at Aldi, i still wouldn't have one.
     
  15. Baloo

    Baloo Striker Contributor

    Why would it be a bad thing if a man could get pregnant?
     
  16. socrates

    socrates Striker

    its a no from me.

    be like shitting a football.
     
  17. Rotten Johnny

    Rotten Johnny Goalkeeper

    It's not natural for a start. If mean were meant to get pregnant, evolution would have gave them the right equipment.
     
  18. Baloo

    Baloo Striker Contributor

    Neither is IVF. Are you against that?
     
  19. niknak_123

    niknak_123 Striker

    Worth it for 6 months off graft
     
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  20. Rotten Johnny

    Rotten Johnny Goalkeeper

    Yes.
     

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