Medical update

[joemcdokes]

My pal at work has an extremely long fiveskin. So long, that he can fit 3 wine gums inside it. Not the standard round ones neither, I'm talking about the long ones.
He also takes pride in the fact he can fit 28p in 2 pence bits inside his cock collar

All that change rattling about in scratters pockets and he's shoving them inside his dick.
He'll get knob rot and it will fall off.

 

[maygo]

All that change rattling about in scratters pockets and he's shoving them inside his dick.
He'll get knob rot and it will fall off.

Save him getting circumcised though. Plus he could save his skin and use it as a sleeping bag or summit

 

[becs]

couldnt you just trim it for him....

with your teeth

Ewww no!

 

[SydneyFan]

The excess, or lot of skin as you describe it is probably exaggerated by your small cock. It appears that the doctor and nurse were in fact taking the piss with this remark.

 

[joemcdokes]

The excess, or lot of skin as you describe it is probably exaggerated by your small cock. It appears that the doctor and nurse were in fact taking the piss with this remark.

Always wondered why I haven't got alot of it.

 

[super-niall]

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[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

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Shearer is that you?

 

[Gil Gunderson]

Should OP just not wait till his cock grows into the skin? I've an email for pills that might help multiply his penis.

 

[CollingwoodFTM]

Ps, the doc did say that I had a lot of skin to remove. Made me day

Dry it out and pretend it is a hula hoop or an onion ring, if you're lucky.

 

[stephen cartwright]

Another update. Got the initial assessment, pre op, date.

At the Freeman at 930am. What a time to get there, through peak Newcastle traffic time

 

[box2box]

Another update. Got the initial assessment, pre op, date.

At the Freeman at 930am. What a time to get there, through peak Newcastle traffic time

Bet u get there in the nick of time

 

[hefty em]

Nice to see you back mate. Please don't resign from this there messageboard ever again please.