May 24th live footy on tv


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Morning Hank, morning all,

Nice sunny day here in BS8. Might watch some of the Deutsche fußball later on. Meanwhile, a lazy Sunday potter. So here's some lazy music to go with it:

Bought the album. Morning all, nothing for me. Just come in from a long walk to the beach then along it it certainly blows the cobwebs away. No plans for today listening to Sunday love songs right now, bit of Johnny Walker later and pork for dinner.
Peaceful day everyone.
Hey @Snorbens didn’t realise you are in St Albans. Had some great days and nights out in Harpenden. Love it down on the village green there, some great pubs.
 
Morning, Scorefrom, la. Morning arl.

Aye, same to you, mate. A bit of a funny day yistada. Got graft out of the way then a few little things went wrang, as they do. Stuff like the good doctor opening the passenger door on the car & the wind blowing it into contact with an adjacent car. Noticing a small mark on the other car & trying to fathom whether we'd done it, or whether it was there arlriddy. Forming the view the former was mare likely, then trying & eventually succeeding in locating the owner, who turned out to be an old lady who was self-isolating. Explaining the situation to her etc.etc. Then, later, the GD dropping her tablickt on the deck, smashing its screen in the process. And a few other things. None of which matter.

I like a nice bit lamb showlda mesel, marra. Mind, I prefer a monkey's showlda, ha, ha. Talking of which, still nee news on me visskee consignment. Nivva mind, Ah hev ample grape juice to get me by.

I'm just off to find Cummings & thrash him. He's fifth in line after BJ, Froggy Gove, Cockhand & Ugly Patel. A busy day ahead....

Enjoy yasels. I'll post the drunken version in a few minutes....

Mornen Mr C

Today should be better for ya hopefully 👍

Afore ya thrash Cummins mabbees get him to drive up for ya Jock Sauce - he likes a drive it seems & rules/laws don’t apply to him.
Cheers for ya intervention last neet as well 🥊😄👍
Enjoy ya thrashing’s 👏👏👏
 
Morning, Scorefrom, la. Morning arl.

Aye, same to you, mate. A bit of a funny day yistada. Got graft out of the way then a few little things went wrang, as they do. Stuff like the good doctor opening the passenger door on the car & the wind blowing it into contact with an adjacent car. Noticing a small mark on the other car & trying to fathom whether we'd done it, or whether it was there arlriddy. Forming the view the former was mare likely, then trying & eventually succeeding in locating the owner, who turned out to be an old lady who was self-isolating. Explaining the situation to her etc.etc. Then, later, the GD dropping her tablickt on the deck, smashing its screen in the process. And a few other things. None of which matter.

I like a nice bit lamb showlda mesel, marra. Mind, I prefer a monkey's showlda, ha, ha. Talking of which, still nee news on me visskee consignment. Nivva mind, Ah hev ample grape juice to get me by.

I'm just off to find Cummings & thrash him. He's fifth in line after BJ, Froggy Gove, Cockhand & Ugly Patel. A busy day ahead....

Enjoy yasels. I'll post the drunken version in a few minutes....
Morning Cloughy, hopefully a more fortuitous day in store for you.

The last bit sounds like fun, can I join in the beatings with my trusty old crosier as surely that sort of pleasure should be shared out....
 
Bought the album. Morning all, nothing for me. Just come in from a long walk to the beach then along it it certainly blows the cobwebs away. No plans for today listening to Sunday love songs right now, bit of Johnny Walker later and pork for dinner.
Peaceful day everyone.
Hey @Snorbens didn’t realise you are in St Albans. Had some great days and nights out in Harpenden. Love it down on the village green there, some great pubs.
Same to you, mate.
 
Fair play to you mate, it must take lots of willpower in the climate out there...have you see a date or your next beer ?

I'm on so many meds that it's best for me not to drink but have a g&t occasionally. I was a beer monster when I was a youngster but dont really miss it now...

Are the locals observing the lockdown out there ?

It has taken a fair bit of will power, especially as I have had some cans in the fridge since the beginning of the lockdown. The original lockdown was 30 days so I thought a month without beer would do me good...didn't think lockdown would be extended 3 times now, by which time Manila will have had a longer lockdown than Wuhan province in China...somewhat ironic that tbh.

My drink resumption date will be after lockdown, this lockdown is due to finish 31st May so maybe just a week to go.

Its a draconian lockdown but needs to be tbh due to the population density here otherwise you could end up with a humanitarian disaster if the virus gets out of control.

The lockdown is being followed where I live (not even allowed out for exercise or walking the dog, night curfew in place 8pm to 5am as well).

But in some of the poorer parts of the city its been broken as a lot of people live a hand to mouth existence and if they don't work they don't get paid. So they go out looking for work or food but then they are liable to arrest if they are out of their homes.
 
Mornimg all. Still a bit too windy for going up the ladders to clean the guttering, so instead I'll stick the fire on and get comfy. Fancy a few films today, not footy. Enjoy what you take on
 
It has taken a fair bit of will power, especially as I have had some cans in the fridge since the beginning of the lockdown. The original lockdown was 30 days so I thought a month without beer would do me good...didn't think lockdown would be extended 3 times now, by which time Manila will have had a longer lockdown than Wuhan province in China...somewhat ironic that tbh.

My drink resumption date will be after lockdown, this lockdown is due to finish 31st May so maybe just a week to go.

Its a draconian lockdown but needs to be tbh due to the population density here otherwise you could end up with a humanitarian disaster if the virus gets out of control.

The lockdown is being followed where I live (not even allowed out for exercise or walking the dog, night curfew in place 8pm to 5am as well).

But in some of the poorer parts of the city its been broken as a lot of people live a hand to mouth existence and if they don't work they don't get paid. So they go out looking for work or food but then they are liable to arrest if they are out of their homes.
If ya stabbed in the back say ta ..... springs to mind
 
Mornen Mr C

Today should be better for ya hopefully 👍

Afore ya thrash Cummins mabbees get him to drive up for ya Jock Sauce - he likes a drive it seems & rules/laws don’t apply to him.
Cheers for ya intervention last neet as well 🥊😄👍
Enjoy ya thrashing’s 👏👏👏
Those minuscule matters added the tiniest dash of zest to an otherwise dull day.

It's going to be interesting (not much, but my standards have dropped over the last couple of months) to see how BJ deals with Cummings, having arlriddy said he's not going to "throw him to the dogs", by which, one assumes, he means dismiss him. BJ can't take the middle ground, ride two hosses at once & say "he's right, but he's also wrang", can he? Surely that winnat wesh. Which leaves him with either "he's reet" (in which case, that's the lockdown effectively owa: huzza!) or "he's wrang" (which must mean the tin tack). As it happens, Ah hev another solution, which I feel duty bound to share, for the good of Blighty. Tell a few lads from surrounding villages where Cummings's parents live & let them pay him a visit. They can hev five minutes. Then what's left of him can carry on deein worrevva it is he diz (fucked if anar, bar pissing every fucker off and generally prancing about like a tit), nee hard feelings. And there ye hev it.

I must learn to mind me arn beeswax, burra dinnat like ter see two canny lards farl out.

Rurl on Jock Sars! It's on the move again. Apparently it's in Hinckley. Now, Ahm nee geographer but isn't that in Leicestershire? And if ye dra a strite line from Gaberdeen ter Durham (their nearest depot, apparently) Ahm not sure it cuts through Hinckley. Mind, Ah could be wrang & usually am.
 
It has taken a fair bit of will power, especially as I have had some cans in the fridge since the beginning of the lockdown. The original lockdown was 30 days so I thought a month without beer would do me good...didn't think lockdown would be extended 3 times now, by which time Manila will have had a longer lockdown than Wuhan province in China...somewhat ironic that tbh.

My drink resumption date will be after lockdown, this lockdown is due to finish 31st May so maybe just a week to go.

Its a draconian lockdown but needs to be tbh due to the population density here otherwise you could end up with a humanitarian disaster if the virus gets out of control.

The lockdown is being followed where I live (not even allowed out for exercise or walking the dog, night curfew in place 8pm to 5am as well).

But in some of the poorer parts of the city its been broken as a lot of people live a hand to mouth existence and if they don't work they don't get paid. So they go out looking for work or food but then they are liable to arrest if they are out of their homes.
Hats off to you TVM, that is some effort.

It’s obviously working though as less that 1000 deaths. Enjoy your beers when lockdown is lifted
 
Those minuscule matters added the tiniest dash of zest to an otherwise dull day.

It's going to be interesting (not much, but my standards have dropped over the last couple of months) to see how BJ deals with Cummings, having arlriddy said he's not going to "throw him to the dogs", by which, one assumes, he means dismiss him. BJ can't take the middle ground, ride two hosses at once & say "he's right, but he's also wrang", can he? Surely that winnat wesh. Which leaves him with either "he's reet" (in which case, that's the lockdown effectively owa: huzza!) or "he's wrang" (which must mean the tin tack). As it happens, Ah hev another solution, which I feel duty bound to share, for the good of Blighty. Tell a few lads from surrounding villages where Cummings's parents live & let them pay him a visit. They can hev five minutes. Then what's left of him can carry on deein worrevva it is he diz (fucked if anar, bar pissing every fucker off and generally prancing about like a tit), nee hard feelings. And there ye hev it.

I must learn to mind me arn beeswax, burra dinnat like ter see two canny lards farl out.

Rurl on Jock Sars! It's on the move again. Apparently it's in Hinckley. Now, Ahm nee geographer but isn't that in Leicestershire? And if ye dra a strite line from Gaberdeen ter Durham (their nearest depot, apparently) Ahm not sure it cuts through Hinckley. Mind, Ah could be wrang & usually am.
Hinckley is indeed in Leicestershire
 
Bought the album. Morning all, nothing for me. Just come in from a long walk to the beach then along it it certainly blows the cobwebs away. No plans for today listening to Sunday love songs right now, bit of Johnny Walker later and pork for dinner.
Peaceful day everyone.
Hey @Snorbens didn’t realise you are in St Albans. Had some great days and nights out in Harpenden. Love it down on the village green there, some great pubs.
Been down here for over 40 years, now in Wheathampsted in between Harpenden and St Albans.3 pubs within 120 yards.
 
Morning Cloughy, hopefully a more fortuitous day in store for you.

The last bit sounds like fun, can I join in the beatings with my trusty old crosier as surely that sort of pleasure should be shared out....
The mare the merrier, Your Grace. Al had yer choir cassock while ye wield yer Wendy. With impunity, if not gay abandon....
Hinckley is indeed in Leicestershire
Thank ye kindly, Rip Torn....
 
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Hats off to you TVM, that is some effort.

It’s obviously working though as less that 1000 deaths. Enjoy your beers when lockdown is lifted

Yeah only 5 deaths yesterday, the highest deaths this week has been 11 and the cases are around 200 each day (13000 roughly in total). But more testing needs to be done, but overall the numbers are very low given the population of roughly 120 million.

Certainly looking forward to the post lockdown beers!
 
The mare the merrier, Your Grace. Al had yer choir cassock while ye wield yer Wendy. With impunity, if not gay abandon....

Thank ye kindly, Rip Torn....
Anytime Cliffy Wibbs
Yeah only 5 deaths yesterday, the highest deaths this week has been 11 and the cases are around 200 each day (13000 roughly in total). But more testing needs to be done, but overall the numbers are very low given the population of roughly 120 million.

Certainly looking forward to the post lockdown beers!
Aye 120 mill over about 1700 islands 🤪
 
Morning @hank williams , hope you are well pal. Nowt for me today though. Morning all , weather bit crappy this morning, wind 🌬🌬🌬 and rain ☔☔☔ over here, hope it improves. Had a lovely shoulder of lamb 🐑 yesterday and again today, loads left over but home made chippy chips 🍟,love them.
Off to work for a few hours only this morning, then off tomorrow. I've had a great BHW up to now, sure it'll all change when I go in but its been great.
I hope you all have a brilliant Sunday, 👍👍👍.

@VHFC, enjoy the game and you have a great day too pal, @Kingdom Bhoy , have a great BHS & you keep safe too mate,😷😷, @Mk Mackem , morning mate, no interest in other leagues either, just sack it off till its safe to start again. Hope you have a really nice BHS, @Stortford , morning mate, hope you have a nice holiday Sunday and a good day of cookery. Bet the curries were ace, 🍛🍛👍👍, @thamesvalleyman , afternoon pal,Slough Town, a great name innon-league footy. You are doing great in the beer lockdown stakes,have a nice Sunday pal, @Bonzo , 🔫🔫, they don't make em like they use to.Have a great Sunday pal and enjoy your kip too, @Johnap, have a great BHS pal and hope the 🍷went down well, @Horley Chorley , totally agree mate, just sack it off for me a start afresh when its safe to do so. Have a great shift and a great Sunday too,🌟🌟🌟....Top post yesterday to.

@cfg , morning pal, I watch model aircraft making & flying on YT. Had a Spitfire as a kid with crashed on its first flight, gutted I was. Enjoy the grocery run and enjoy the internet break too, 👍👍👍, @oilcat , enjoy your game and the 🥗🥕🥝🥔🥑 shopping, @Spam Javelin, morning pal, have a goodun, @Rip Van Fish , morning buddy, have a great Sunday, @Grumpy Old Man, have a nice day, @janey, morning smiler, @TiptonBaggie , hope you are ok mate, @AndyGray1985 , morning mate, have a good day, @Wandofaleftpeg , hope the 🍕🍕🍕 was tasty, have a great Sunday pal, 1917, excellent, @Kid Galahad, morning mate, enjoy the game and I hope you win,🤑🤑🤑,have a nice Sunday, @Snorbens , you too pal, have a lovely day, @T_Bone , morning pal, have a great Sunday and stay safe 😷😷😷.

@Dilligaf60 , morning pal, hope all is well. I expect the net is not the best at the moment...But lots of notifications when it is...:lol::lol::lol:..Take care pal,🍉🍉🍉.
@sismanhatton , morning mate, hope you & everyone have a great day and maybe a 🏌️‍♂️⛳ day too. Have a goodun whatever you do
@Wakey ftm in Sussex, its not BBQ weather today, maybe where you are? Hope you are all ok pal and I hope you all have a really nice Sunday,👍👍🥩🥩🍻🍻.
@niknak_123 , not for me either...Have a great day mate, @Musicman , morning mate, hope you have a nice & peaceful Sunday. A day of rest hopefully. I forgot to do the 7 yesterday, doh but I will when I get in from work, @becs , morning hon, Bob won't want to go out today if its anything like it is here over there. My advice is just to potter about...I did yesterday and I'll do the same tomorrow. Have a really nice BHS to you all & take care,🐶🐶xx.

@EchoMan , morning pal, I didn't find my footy LP but I'll look tomorrow as I'm working in a bit. Hope you have a brilliant BHS,👍👍🍻🍻, @GlassSlippers, morning miss, hope you have a great BHS,hope this weather improves first though,🌧☔🌧☔x.
@eddtheduck, morning EDD, well its weather for Duck's today so you'll be pleased...🦆🦆☔☔...:lol::lol:. I hope you all have a great day whatever you all do, take care pal.
@thecloughywobble , morning mate, I hope you had a nice day yesterday and a even better one today. Good reading about '73 on here too, found it quite interesting. Take mate & stay safe,😷😷😷.

@Whitleypanther , @Silly Point , @Boo , @David M , @George Collins , @stretch ,@123SunTan , @Sbarcher , @Jack Ford ,@Red and Wight , @Sunnybrow Red ,have a nice weekend pal, @Parsoncross , @Mark E Smith ,@Red and Wight , @tunstall birdman , @KGC83 ,@Fred Basset ,@The Great MES , @s1black2000 , @OldNewtown , @The Voice Of Reason ,@Stormo , @beachball , @PeteFTM , @Ready salted ,@Vicham , @RichD , have a good Sunday pal, @OldNewtown , @rubberface , @KarenDent have a great BHS, @Ale taster , @snarlz II , @Forrest Gump , @Wayne The Punk , @Waskerly Mackem , @scuzzmonster , @SpiritofBurnden , @Botchie , @Be Here Now , @rocky , @Axionknight , @marathon9 , @Pint of efes ,morning pal, have a good BH, @st joes lad , have a nice BHS pal, hope you are ok, @Abu Dhabi Red and White, @Roker 73 , @Sharpshooter , @WillD ,morning pal,have a nice Sunday.go in peace, @KNGHTHOOD , @phunboy , @viccarlton , @chunkylover53, morning mate, have a nice BH , @TaylorBoosh , @wigwams , @Lardy , @heroesof73 , @robbied1 , morning mate, hope you are well,have a great Sunday mate, @iPabs , @Hull_Mackem ,@Scotty 1978 , @Butcher's Coat ,morning mate, @Vauxie , @The Professor , @Secret Visage, @Bacchus , @Flash Gordon , @niceonemarra .... and as always, to all those yet to post, stay safe,stay alert... :eek: :eek: :eek: and have a nice BH Sunday....😎😁😆.

Morning mate, relax I'd you can
 
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