May 1st foo karl again


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staying on for a few month's ,then reducing it to 2 nights for a few more.Got a green house on order.looking for some exotic plant seeds to grow along with the khat ones I've got.
Khat??you growing ket now ffs

is the greenhouse gunna turn into your version of Hanks shed??
Arternoon RVF

Surely if we wear mask and gloves we could all meet up and take turns giving him a slap
Stick a glove on a 6 foot cane, sorted 🥊
 
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Good afternoon RVF
Afternoon Sis
Arternoon RVF

Surely if we wear mask and gloves we could all meet up and take turns giving him a slap
Afternoon MM
Chinese food is the best for that.

Afternoon Rip

I’m always available for a spot of casual mayhem marra. Better still when the recipients of same are allriddy deed.
Alreet Dil
Thank you, Your Grace. I shall convey your episcopal blessing....

Cheers, me owld tin 'o peas. Much appreciated.

Just back in from the Windy City. Night of the Living Deed has nowt, ah seh it has nowt on The Bridges, la. The nuggetry quotient is staggering. Jackie White's market was the worst. Some of the zombies in there must hev been arlriddy Hurvist when the concept of social distancing was explained. The good doctor sent me to cool down in the sin bin afore Ah blew a gasket. Mind, at least in the fruit & veg starl not only can ye buy arl sorts of fruit & veg (some of which ad nivva hord of) but they also have a brand new cooker for sale at what seemed to me a very reasonable ninety nine pund.

Open question: If, via me black widda (ballistic device of choice), ah put a barl bearing (projectile of choice) through a zombie's gulliver (target of choice) at close range, will said undead die?

Salve, Squid Vicious....
Afternoon mate
Afternoon Rip
Afternoon
 
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Afternoon Bonzo. Had to remind 3 youths of the importance of social distancing earlier, they were walking three abreast toward me across the footpath and weren’t inclined to move. I asked them nicely at first to make a hole for me but to no avail. My second request was met with eager agreement. It’s a shame how some want to make everything a confrontation.


I’ll get me auld Barnett wildcat out the loft marra. Ideal for the stealthy despatch of dead gadgies.

You should of coughed in there direction, watch them scatter:lol:
 
Jacky White's - Sunderland's answer to the Mos Eisley cantina in Star Wars.
Ha, ha, yes, indeed, Grumpy. I'll let you all into a secret: it's not a market at all. It's an art installation, automata depicted in a series of tableaux vivants commissioned many years ago by the trustees of the estate of the late Gordon Bucket, male model & international man of mystery, formerly of this parish....
 
Jacky White's - Sunderland's answer to the Mos Eisley cantina in Star Wars.
Ha, ha, yes, indeed, Grumpy. I'll let you all into a secret: it's not a market at all. It's an art installation, automata depicted in a series of tableaux vivants commissioned many years ago by the trustees of the estate of the late Gordon Bucket, male model & international man of mystery, formerly of this parish....
We had hail here earlier, that poor gnome, nice kit though.

Just had my hair clipped, feel like Shawn the sheep
Must be something in the (h)air. Given I was beginning to resemble a Worzel Gummidge/tonsured barrister's wig hybrid, I decided to run the owld Wahl owa the lang grass. I hacked lumps out & nicked me reet lug oil. At that point - very much ante Jacky White's - I considered going out with that OFOTCN hairstyle, fer a chortle. Little did anar a wadn't hev drawn a second glance in JWM. Well, perhaps a few admiring, envious glances, but my intended shock tactics would have fallen well wide of the mark. Just as well the good doctor was adopting the voice of reason fer a change (!).
Jacky White's - Sunderland's answer to the Mos Eisley cantina in Star Wars.
Ha, ha, yes, indeed, Grumpy. I'll let you all into a secret: it's not a market at all. It's an art installation, automata depicted in a series of tableaux vivants commissioned many years ago by the trustees of the estate of the late Gordon Bucket, male model & international man of mystery, formerly of this parish....
We had hail here earlier, that poor gnome, nice kit though.

Just had my hair clipped, feel like Shawn the sheep
Must be something in the (h)air. Given I was beginning to resemble a Worzel Gummidge/tonsured barrister's wig hybrid, I decided to run the owld Wahl owa the lang grass. I hacked lumps out & nicked me reet lug oil. At that point - very much ante Jacky White's - I considered going out with that OFOTCN hairstyle, fer a chortle. Little did anar a wadn't hev drawn a second glance in JWM. Well, perhaps a few admiring, envious glances, but my intended shock tactics would have fallen well wide of the mark. Just as well the good doctor was adopting the voice of reason fer a change (!).
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& Im in T-shirt & shorts as it’s warm 🙄
Yer grass's got dandruff, marra. And I appear to have morphed intiv a parrot.
 
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