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That's great news Cloughy, everything crossed for him
Thank you, Your Grace. I shall convey your episcopal blessing....
Indeed it would marra. In both instances. I wish him the very best of good fortune.
Cheers, me owld tin 'o peas. Much appreciated.

Just back in from the Windy City. Night of the Living Deed has nowt, ah seh it has nowt on The Bridges, la. The nuggetry quotient is staggering. Jackie White's market was the worst. Some of the zombies in there must hev been arlriddy Hurvist when the concept of social distancing was explained. The good doctor sent me to cool down in the sin bin afore Ah blew a gasket. Mind, at least in the fruit & veg starl not only can ye buy arl sorts of fruit & veg (some of which ad nivva hord of) but they also have a brand new cooker for sale at what seemed to me a very reasonable ninety nine pund.

Open question: If, via me black widda (ballistic device of choice), ah put a barl bearing (projectile of choice) through a zombie's gulliver (target of choice) at close range, will said undead die?
Salve, Squid Vicious....
 
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Thank you, Your Grace. I shall convey your episcopal blessing....

Cheers, me owld tin 'o peas. Much appreciated.

Just back in from the Windy City. Night of the Living Deed has nowt, ah seh it has nowt on The Bridges, la. The nuggetry quotient is staggering. Jackie White's market was the worst. Some of the zombies in there must hev been arlriddy Hurvist when the concept of social distancing was explained. The good doctor sent me to cool down in the sin bin afore Ah blew a gasket. Mind, at least in the fruit & veg starl not only can ye buy arl sorts of fruit & veg (some of which ad nivva hord of) but they also have a brand new cooker for sale at what seemed to me a very reasonable ninety nine pund.

Open question: If, via me black widda (ballistic device of choice), ah put a barl bearing (projectile of choice) through a zombie's gulliver (target of choice) at close range, will said undead die?

Salve, Squid Vicious....
If it can shoot a marble through an auld galvanised bin then Im sure a zombies bait Box shouldn’t be a problem.
 
Bede, sometimes called the father of English history, began his monastic career at Monkwearmouth monastery in Sunderland, before moving to the newly founded Jarrow monastery in 685 (these monasteries together formed the dual Monkwearmouth-Jarrow Abbey). It therefore seems likely that he was born in or near Sunderland. Indeed, Bede later wrote that he was "ácenned on sundorlande þæs ylcan mynstres" (born in a separate land of this same monastery); here, "sundorlande" translates literally as "separate land" but could refer to the village of Sunderland.[6][7]Alternatively, it is possible that Sunderland was later named in honour of Bede's connections to the area, by people familiar with this statement
If it can shoot a marble through an auld galvanised bin then Im sure a zombies bait Box shouldn’t be a problem.
One to the gulliver, two ter the chist it is then, marra. We should gan on the cull soon.
 
Morning Wakey, morning everyone
Going for my walk now then shopping on the way back, killing 2 birds with 1 stone hopefully.
This 2 metre rules getting on my nerves, you try your hardest but people still reach over your shoulder to get something off the shelf:eek:
Enjoy your day everyone and try and be safe.
Afternoon Bonzo. Had to remind 3 youths of the importance of social distancing earlier, they were walking three abreast toward me across the footpath and weren’t inclined to move. I asked them nicely at first to make a hole for me but to no avail. My second request was met with eager agreement. It’s a shame how some want to make everything a confrontation.
Thank you, Your Grace. I shall convey your episcopal blessing....

Cheers, me owld tin 'o peas. Much appreciated.

Just back in from the Windy City. Night of the Living Deed has nowt, ah seh it has nowt on The Bridges, la. The nuggetry quotient is staggering. Jackie White's market was the worst. Some of the zombies in there must hev been arlriddy Hurvist when the concept of social distancing was explained. The good doctor sent me to cool down in the sin bin afore Ah blew a gasket. Mind, at least in the fruit & veg starl not only can ye buy arl sorts of fruit & veg (some of which ad nivva hord of) but they also have a brand new cooker for sale at what seemed to me a very reasonable ninety nine pund.

Open question: If, via me black widda (ballistic device of choice), ah put a barl bearing (projectile of choice) through a zombie's gulliver (target of choice) at close range, will said undead die?

Salve, Squid Vicious....

I’ll get me auld Barnett wildcat out the loft marra. Ideal for the stealthy despatch of dead gadgies.
 
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A Garden in Monkwearmouth

Sleepers form beds holding
Blankets of warm soil
Enfolding dormant seeds
Tucked in with care
Each dreaming night
Ripe with promise
Of what they’ll become
Rhizomes or corms
Creepers or vines
Shrubs plants or trees
The Venerable Bede
Under Ceolfrith’s wing
Knew plants and men
Need water and air
Nutrients and warmth
Light space and time
If they are to grow
Healthy and strong
Live long true lives
Free from pestilence
The same rain
That now quenches this earth
Nourishing roots through filth
Fell on Bede’s blesséd brow
Furrowing as he turned
Beds over straining
Sinew and bone through
Adze and hoe
His toils with and against
Resistance
Drilling trenches for
Seedling and bulb
Harrowing land and Hell
Hilling loam and plant
Feeding with dried fish
Blood and bone meal
Controlling stray weeds
His DNA
Suffuses this tilth
Listen
Be alert
Remain still
Keeping the silence of vigil
You may hear ecstasy
Writhing deep
Beneath your feet
Sense the gentle
Violence of embryos
Awakening unleashing
Energy ascending
From a new birth
To a new life.

@Wakey ftm in Sussex @AndyGray1985 I found this knitted into the back of some bloke's Aran worsted merino wool westkit as he sat making brass rubbings (at least I think that's what he was deein) in St Peter's chorch....
 
Thank you, Your Grace. I shall convey your episcopal blessing....

Cheers, me owld tin 'o peas. Much appreciated.

Just back in from the Windy City. Night of the Living Deed has nowt, ah seh it has nowt on The Bridges, la. The nuggetry quotient is staggering. Jackie White's market was the worst. Some of the zombies in there must hev been arlriddy Hurvist when the concept of social distancing was explained. The good doctor sent me to cool down in the sin bin afore Ah blew a gasket. Mind, at least in the fruit & veg starl not only can ye buy arl sorts of fruit & veg (some of which ad nivva hord of) but they also have a brand new cooker for sale at what seemed to me a very reasonable ninety nine pund.

Open question: If, via me black widda (ballistic device of choice), ah put a barl bearing (projectile of choice) through a zombie's gulliver (target of choice) at close range, will said undead die?

Salve, Squid Vicious....
Black widow catapults :cool:

I would think it needs to be a silver ball bearing, but I would be happy to bless it if it helps get rid of said folk who must up for the Darwin Award

Absolutely tipping it down here
 
Afternoon Bonzo. Had to remind 3 youths of the importance of social distancing earlier, they were walking three abreast toward me across the footpath and weren’t inclined to move. I asked them nicely at first to make a hole for me but to no avail. My second request was met with eager agreement. It’s a shame how some want to make everything a confrontation.


I’ll get me auld Barnett wildcat out the loft marra. Ideal for the stealthy despatch of dead gadgies.
Presumably, due in part to double jeppity rule (although one can't really rely on it too much since it nee longer exists) but also based on pure logic, one can't be convicted of moida when the victim is arlriddy deed? In which case, let us cull with impunity, if not gay abandon....
 
Black widow catapults :cool:

I would think it needs to be a silver ball bearing, but I would be happy to bless it if it helps get rid of said folk who must up for the Darwin Award

Absolutely tipping it down here
Thank you, Your Grace. It's silver in appearance, but they are (sub) human in appearance only, so perhaps there's an ecclesiastical loophole to be exploited? Get the well narn Franciscan Friar, theological disputer & super sleuth, William of Baskerville on ontivit....
 
After a night on the pop I'll eat anything cold:lol:
Chinese food is the best for that.
Afternoon Rip
Presumably, due in part to double jeppity rule (although one can't really rely on it too much since it nee longer exists) but also based on pure logic, one can't be convicted of moida when the victim is arlriddy deed? In which case, let us cull with impunity, if not gay abandon....
I’m always available for a spot of casual mayhem marra. Better still when the recipients of same are allriddy deed.
 
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Thank you, Your Grace. It's silver in appearance, but they are (sub) human in appearance only, so perhaps there's an ecclesiastical loophole to be exploited? Get the well narn Franciscan Friar, theological disputer & super sleuth, William of Baskerville on ontivit....
No doubt Jackie White’s market was full of Salvatore lookalikes, if your cull doesn’t work I shall make a call to my old mate Bernard Gui, who has ways and means
 
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