May 19th live footy on tv


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I once saw particulars of unreasonable behaviour in a divorce petition in which the petitioner alleged the respondent "made a sandwich". After seeking further & better particulars, the divorce proceeded uncontested. Matrimony can, at times, be a surprisingly fragile edifice.
 
I once saw particulars of unreasonable behaviour in a divorce petition in which the petitioner alleged the respondent "made a sandwich". After seeking further & better particulars, the divorce proceeded uncontested. Matrimony can, at times, be a surprisingly fragile edifice.
Depends what was in the sandwich marrowbone. If it was cheese and tomato, no issues. If it was the family hamster however......
 
I'm guessing that's why further particulars were sought. I know the answer, but it's so shocking it could only be delivered in person and having so delivered I would abjure all responsibility for the revelation & its consequences.
Due to my sensitive disposition it may be best you keep your counsel marra. My imagination will suffice.

Watch you don't peel yer cheb.
Their lass will do that if he doesn’t wind his neck in.
 
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Afternoon Hank, Afternoon All

No footy for the duck, still on me jollies.

Home in time for Wembley, tickets already trousered thanks to a mate


Is that people from North of the border said in a posh accent?
Hoch, haye!

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Is glass the only transparent material?

Here's a nice track for all you lovers out there:


 
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