Mastercard ruling: almost every UK adult could receive £300 payout

[James]

Merricks says he doesn’t stand to benefit, then reveals he’s being paid £150 an hour for working on it. Hmm...

He'd be getting paid anyway.

 

[The Sinful Dwarf]

A lifetime of stress and self loathing.

The trauma that means you haven’t been able to hold a bank card for years.

It's made my hair turn gray and made me develop a kite anarl.

 

[Lord Potts]

Master Card paying every adult in the UK £300?... I shan't be holding me breath

 

[LondonBlackCat]

Master Card paying every adult in the UK £300?... I shan't be holding me breath

Title is obviously hyperbole, but it would likely operate in much the same way as PPI refunds.

 

[mackemboy]

Looking forward to getting my £300 in 10 years time aye .

Won't be worth much by then I bet!

 

[Deleted member 361]

No one in Sunderland will be able to enjoy the cash.

Still no airport.

 

[Themig]

Frankly; I feel the paltry amount is insufficient recompense for the inconvenience, nay, trauma, I have been forced to endure because of this.

It’s a disc race, you ok hun? Inbox is

 

[Wilfy]

Title is obviously hyperbole, but it would likely operate in much the same way as PPI refunds.

Nah, if you’ve used a business that was overcharged by Mastercard, you’re entitled to the money apparently.

 

[Gala]

Spent about half of it tonight on drink and food, probably hoy the rest in my gambling account.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Spent about half of it tonight on drink and food, probably hoy the rest in my gambling account.

Oooh look at me look at me I have loads of kids and took them for their daily fix of MacNuggets and full fat coke, before heading back to the trailer park to blow 50 notes on scratch cards. Pathetic.

 

[Qwerty]

Just knock off £300 from my MasterCard bill thank you very much.

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Hookers and blow.

Will be contaminated with faeces in Benidorm. Both of them.