Massive Exaggerations People You know use regularly

[Mr.Thunders]

"It's like Blackpool Illuminations up here" used by my other half if I have lights on in more than one room.

Any others people use that make you smile?

 

[HABA87]

"you gave me a heart attack" said by various people. Generally followed by the offer of a lift to the hospital from me.

 

[cornish mackem]

You’ve been telt a million times not to post utter shite.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

“Massive exaggerations”

 

[42]

I'd rather die than........

 

[Elephant]

The millionth time the OP has started a thread like this.

 

[Space Hopper]

I spend 500% of my life exaggerating.

 

[Slow joe]

Without a shadow of doubt the greatest thread I've ever seen posted on the internet. Thanks OP. Amazing.

 

[Mackem00]

Was out walking the dog this morning and a fellow walker mentioned how nice the weather was. I remarked that "aye, it's like Tenerife the day" despite not thinking it was as warm as Tenerife today.

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Without a shadow of doubt the greatest thread I've ever seen posted on the internet. Thanks OP. Amazing.

You must have only taken 500 bellend tablets today Joe

 

[ouro]

The millionth time the OP has started a thread like this.

You always say that.

 

[Slow joe]

You must have only taken 500 bellend tablets today Joe

Ah sorry pal, was just trying to add a joke 'massive exaggeration' to the thread, I thought you'd find it funny to be honest. My bad.

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Ah sorry pal, was just trying to add a joke 'massive exaggeration' to the thread, I thought you'd find it funny to be honest. My bad.

I did Joe,as I did the other comments that I liked.I just gave yours special attention,the 500 bellend tablets was in itself a "massive exaggeration".

You don't normally need to take any.

 

[cornish mackem]

Everyone round me when Wyke missed the sitter yesterday saying “ lad alive, I’d have scored that”

 

[Slow joe]

I did Joe,as I did the other comments that I liked.I just gave yours special attention,the 500 bellend tablets was in itself a "massive exaggeration".

You don't normally need to take any.

Crikey Moses. This has backfired slightly.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

“I could eat a horse”

“Not in Durham you couldn’t pal, there’s nowhere to eat”

“Laugh out loud mate”

 

[dixonsafc]

"I'm starving"

No you aren't you fat bastard.

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Everyone round me when Wyke missed the sitter yesterday saying “ lad alive, I’d have scored that”

"Me ma could have put that away"

Mine has had two knee replacements

 

[The Exile]

Try the politics forum.

 

[PhilSAFC]

It’s too cold to snow.