Marital rape

Discussion in 'SMB' started by chunkylover53, Dec 6, 2018.

  1. As long as you got her the chips then no it’s not.
     
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  2. Fuck me, if my lass said "I'm going to pretend I'm dead for a bit of role play", I'd be like nee bother pet and when she did it I'd fuck off to the pub without having to worry about what time I get home
     
  3. Lambchops

    Lambchops Striker

    Thats just called being married mate
     
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  4. The slag
     
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  5. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    So Munging isn't in your repertoire then!
     
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  6. Howton folk are fucking mental mind :lol::lol:
     
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  7. Lambchops

    Lambchops Striker

    I've done a few that would have been better bucks if they had been dead
     
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  8. Geronimo

    Geronimo Striker

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  9. Chizno1

    Chizno1 Central Defender

    Conversely though, if you wake up and continue with the buck without asking if you are sure she wants to continue, you could be guilty of rape, as depending on how much she has drunk she could be too intoxicated to consent.

    Consent and alcohol: Sexual Health Week 2018
     
  10. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Should people be arrested for having their lass dress up as a school girl when getting amongst it?
     
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  11. JonMc

    JonMc Striker

    As ever...

     
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  12. Aituk7

    Aituk7 Winger

    Who doesn't love PC principal :cool:
     
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  13. Brian Griffin

    Brian Griffin Winger

  14. girojim

    girojim Striker

    what if your mrs has given you permission to help yourself anytime you like?
     
  15. Tidied
     
  16. Smartin

    Smartin Midfield

    Most likely cheated on you, covering herself in case she’s been knocked up.
     
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  17. I thought I’d just wasted my free transfer in fantasy football

    Edit: I have, he has a knock ffs
     
  18. Some Random Guy

    Some Random Guy Striker

    We have sex often enough where I wouldn't have any suspicions based on a due date. Sorry about your sexless marriage.
     
  19. Manuel

    Manuel Winger

    Sympathy shags are the worst :(
     
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  20. Super Elmo

    Super Elmo Full Back

    It doesn’t surprise me at all that the majority of people cannot define rape. I’m asked too often ‘what’s rape’ when advising someone in the police station. Should be taught in school to save young men falling victim to a one night stand ruining their lives.
     
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