Mario f***ing gomez


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Aye as a footballer i think hes shite,hes good in the air and a good finisher but hopeless at everything else,he must be a f***ing nightmare to play with.Makes me f***ing laugh on here man people used to f***ing say sell bent coz his all round game isnt very good and sell jones coz hes lazy now your all wanking over this german fucker who is worse than the pair of them put together!

Are yous thick or summit im not doubting his scoring record what im saying is hes a poor footballer put him in midfield for example and he would look like a sunday league player.

Wow, just wow.
 
Aye as a footballer i think hes shite,hes good in the air and a good finisher but hopeless at everything else,he must be a f***ing nightmare to play with.Makes me f***ing laugh on here man people used to f***ing say sell bent coz his all round game isnt very good and sell jones coz hes lazy now your all wanking over this german fucker who is worse than the pair of them put together!

Are yous thick or summit im not doubting his scoring record what im saying is hes a poor footballer put him in midfield for example and he would look like a sunday league player.

we sold jones not cos he was lazy but cos he did fuck all to warrant a place. you can be a lazy if you score goals. there were a very few people who actually thought bent should be sold, the rest was just noise trying for a cheap windups.
 
Look at it this way if he never scored ,that would of been a shocking performance from him and im sure the german fans would of been slating him AGAIN 4 out of 10 maybe dropped for the next game, it works both ways if the lazy fucker wasnt playing maybe they could of won 3-0 with a forward who actually moves off the ball and brings podolski and co into the game, just because hes scored your all crawling up his arse when his performance was acatually shocking and he was seconds from getting hauled off for klose
 
Look at it this way if he never scored ,that would of been a shocking performance from him and im sure the german fans would of been slating him AGAIN 4 out of 10 maybe dropped for the next game, it works both ways if the lazy fucker wasnt playing maybe they could of won 3-0 with a forward who actually moves off the ball and brings podolski and co into the game, just because hes scored your all crawling up his arse when his performance was acatually shocking and he was seconds from getting hauled off for klose

He is put on the pitch to score goals, and he scored the goal which won the game. You are so stupid, it actually makes me want to hurt myself.
 
He is put on the pitch to score goals, and he scored the goal which won the game. You are so stupid, it actually makes me want to hurt myself.

Fuck me your stupid im not doubting his scoring ability ! Read the previous threads man you berk, im saying as a alround footballer hes f***ing shocking! Never once said hes a shit goalscorer i said hes a shit footballer!
 
Aye as a footballer i think hes shite,hes good in the air and a good finisher but hopeless at everything else,he must be a f***ing nightmare to play with.Makes me f***ing laugh on here man people used to f***ing say sell bent coz his all round game isnt very good and sell jones coz hes lazy now your all wanking over this german fucker who is worse than the pair of them put together!

Are yous thick or summit im not doubting his scoring record what im saying is hes a poor footballer put him in midfield for example and he would look like a sunday league player.

I've heard he's shit in defence and in goal too. He must definitely be the worst footballer in the world.

Its ridiculous that you slate him for being shit outside of attacking. Its like saying that your goalkeeper is awful cos he can't be put upfront if needed and bang in a hat trick
 
Fuck me your stupid im not doubting his scoring ability ! Read the previous threads man you berk, im saying as a alround footballer hes f***ing shocking! Never once said hes a shit goalscorer i said hes a shit footballer!

yes, and what people are saying is it DOESN'T MATTER as he's on the field to score goals. that's his job. he's not there to pull killer passes out, whip in crosses, run the channels, get the crowd going with tricks. his entire job and reasons to be on the field is to score goals. no one cares how shite he is as long as he does his job.
 
Arghhhhhhh are you not allowed to say fuck all on here! Im just saying hes a poor all round player for fuck sake i dont care how many hes scored!
 
Im not critising his defending man im saying his all round attacking play has alot of weaknesses yet he always seems to score, i was thinkng its weird how you can be so shit but still get spotted and he must of banged them in as a kid to get noticed coz he wouldnt of had a chance otherwise. Nobodys doubting his scoring record i was just thinking when he scored i think its weird how its a knack that you either have got or havent and i think hes a perfect example of that, hes totally shit but still scores.
 
The Situation said:
Fantastic striker. 202 goals in 340 games at club level and 23 in 53 for Germany. Chips in with an average of 7 assists a season too.

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Have to admit, much though he must have something about him to get the number of goals that he does, he never impresses me when I've seen him. I understand the point that he doesn't need to be all tricks and flicks and that if he sticks it in the net that's all he has to do (and I agree with it) but I'd expect a poacher to be a mint finisher and when I've seen Gomez he seems to fuck up a lot of chances (some quite easy), nowhere near as lethal as Inzaghi for example. Having said that he must have good positioning since despite seeming to miss quite a few he also manages to have a ridiculously impressive strike rate
 
He's right though technically he's a rubbish footballer if others didn't create chances for him, he'd do fuck all. Great goalscorer though which means he gets away with being technically a 'bad footballer'.
 
Have to admit, much though he must have something about him to get the number of goals that he does, he never impresses me when I've seen him. I understand the point that he doesn't need to be all tricks and flicks and that if he sticks it in the net that's all he has to do (and I agree with it) but I'd expect a poacher to be a mint finisher and when I've seen Gomez he seems to fuck up a lot of chances (some quite easy), nowhere near as lethal as Inzaghi for example. Having said that he must have good positioning since despite seeming to miss quite a few he also manages to have a ridiculously impressive strike rate
I do agree with this, i don't watch bundesliga much so barely see him play but he either bottles it when it comes to the big time and misses loads or his postional play is exceptional so he gets in great positions time to time allowing him to miss quite a lot!
 
cheers lads!! im glad some people can see my point before his goal klose was warming up to come on he was terrible!! its like playing with 10 men unless he scores

I think the germans would be better starting him on the bench and bringing himon to try nick a goal, as i feel as a team they would get more goals from podolski or muller without him on the pitch.
 
wakey wakey said:
But hes still a shit footballer tho

90% of people on here think Bendtner is a good player but he doesn't score.

Give me a shit player who scores every single day of the week over a 'good player'.
 
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the germans will score more goals without him in the team than with him
 
wakey wakey said:
the germans will score more goals without him in the team than with him

Yes, that's why Gomez is first choice striker. Most teams start with their best striker on the bench don't they when they want to score goals.....
 
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