Flash Gordon
Striker
i don't really care if a footballer can't do mad tricks and shit, or strike the ball perfectly if he actually performs his job on the field well. bent, gomez, inzaghi, lineker, shearer. all example of fairly shite footballers who just score goals, getting you wins.
if we had a striker who got in those strikers positions and just scored goals with his ass, face, shin whatever. we'd have probably gotten in europe by now.
Hate to say it, but Shearer doesn't belong in that list mind. A far better all round player than the rest of them.