Mario f***ing gomez


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i don't really care if a footballer can't do mad tricks and shit, or strike the ball perfectly if he actually performs his job on the field well. bent, gomez, inzaghi, lineker, shearer. all example of fairly shite footballers who just score goals, getting you wins.

if we had a striker who got in those strikers positions and just scored goals with his ass, face, shin whatever. we'd have probably gotten in europe by now.

Hate to say it, but Shearer doesn't belong in that list mind. A far better all round player than the rest of them.
 
Lazy or not, not many strikers on this earth are able to get that sort of power on a header whilst going backwards
 
If he signed for us and scored 50 goals in a season, I bet Phil 'grafter' Bardsley would still get POTY. :lol:
 
Hes the worste footballer ive ever seen doesnt even touch the ball all game just stands slicking his hair back constantly, even the commentators are saying he has know movement at all.

Makes bent look like marradonna

You're an idiot
 
Hes the worste footballer ive ever seen doesnt even touch the ball all game just stands slicking his hair back constantly, even the commentators are saying he has know movement at all.

Makes bent look like marradonna
Been plenty of those types over the years marra. they score goals - the most vital ingredient of any successful team. He'll be forgiven that he isnt Pele.

i wouldnt let it get you down.
 
He's a poacher, would love one half as good at Sunderland.
 
Putting this with your thread about Walcott, you are either a mentalist or a wind up or more likely, both.
 
And that's the beauty of players like Gomez. They do nothing all game and then turn it on its head. Worth his weight in gold for goalscoring.
 
He's a poacher, would love one half as good at Sunderland.
I agree!
We've had one of the very best of this type of player .The old style " Goal Lagger " . All he had to do was camp out on the edge of the box , beat the offside trap and pop em away . Who was that man ??? It was Brian Clough so just take a look at his record and lament the fact that we can't seem to find anyone like him these days
 
He obv know were the onion bag is but fuck me hes a awful footballer i dont get how you can be so shit but score so many must of been a right f***ing goal lagger when he was playing internash

Good fishing.
 
You're an idiot

Oh aye forgot your the f***ing oracle on here

Tell me why he has been a laughing stock in germany for years then? they still take the piss out of him now even tho he scores! im not doubting his goalscoring im doubting his actual ability as a footballer and the fact he rather stand brushing his hair back than making a run for his teammates hes lazy and annoying . Bit like yourself.
 
Oh aye forgot your the f***ing oracle on here

Tell me why he has been a laughing stock in germany for years then? they still take the piss out of him now even tho he scores! im not doubting his goalscoring im doubting his actual ability as a footballer and the fact he rather stand brushing his hair back than making a run for his teammates hes lazy and annoying . Bit like yourself.

You actually for real?
 
Oh aye forgot your the f***ing oracle on here

Tell me why he has been a laughing stock in germany for years then? they still take the piss out of him now even tho he scores! im not doubting his goalscoring im doubting his actual ability as a footballer and the fact he rather stand brushing his hair back than making a run for his teammates hes lazy and annoying . Bit like yourself.

he could stand on the half way like fingering his arse for all he wants. a record like this means you can do what you like as long as you keep doing it.

Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
2003–2005 VfB Stuttgart II 43 (21)
2003–2009 VfB Stuttgart 121 (63)
2009– Bayern Munich 94 (64)
National team‡
2005–2006 Germany U-21 9 (1)
2005 Germany B 2 (1)
2007– Germany[1] 53 (23)
 
Aye as a footballer i think hes shite,hes good in the air and a good finisher but hopeless at everything else,he must be a f***ing nightmare to play with.Makes me f***ing laugh on here man people used to f***ing say sell bent coz his all round game isnt very good and sell jones coz hes lazy now your all wanking over this german fucker who is worse than the pair of them put together!

Are yous thick or summit im not doubting his scoring record what im saying is hes a poor footballer put him in midfield for example and he would look like a sunday league player.
 
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