Mario f***ing gomez


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Cant believe hes just scored hes f***ing shite if people slate bent for bringing nowt but goals this fucker has spent the full game doing his hair!
 
Cant believe hes just scored hes f***ing shite if people slate bent for bringing nowt but goals this fucker has spent the full game doing his hair!


64 goals in 94 games for Bayern. 24 goals in 54 for the Germans. 63 in 121 during his time in Stuttgart. Really shite that like.
 
Fantastic striker. 202 goals in 340 games at club level and 23 in 53 for Germany. Chips in with an average of 7 assists a season too.
 
Hes the worste footballer ive ever seen doesnt even touch the ball all game just stands slicking his hair back constantly, even the commentators are saying he has know movement at all.

Makes bent look like marradonna
 
Hes the worste footballer ive ever seen doesnt even touch the ball all game just stands slicking his hair back constantly, even the commentators are saying he has know movement at all.

Makes bent look like marradonna

know movement I do know that I watched it, makes bent look like the clunt he is
 
Hes the worste footballer ive ever seen doesnt even touch the ball all game just stands slicking his hair back constantly, even the commentators are saying he has know movement at all.

Makes bent look like marradonna
23 in 53 for Germany and 64 in 96 for Bayern Munich yet is the worst you've seen? And you've watched some of the shite we've had?
 
I only see him in the tournaments like this where he has chance after chance and misses them all, well nearly all. Those club stats are pretty good, if he did it at the top of the game, would he be the new Gerd Muller?
 
He obv know were the onion bag is but fuck me hes a awful footballer i dont get how you can be so shit but score so many must of been a right f***ing goal lagger when he was playing internash
 
I was in Germany last summer when the wimmens WC was on and every time any lass missed a sitter the crowd at the "fanzone" type places all ower the country with the bigscreen and beer stalls shouted as one "Gomezzzzz".
Twas a toss up to play today between a 34yr old Klose and Gomez in the prime of his life. If Klose was his age thered be no decision to make.

Hes still the worst German International footballer Ive ever seen.
 
To be fair that moment he stuck his bonce on that cross there was probably the one second of football for club and country that I've seen him play on the telly where he hasn't been completely shite.
 
Give owa man he is a class striker. Doesn't need to run about he just scores and wins games.
 
i don't really care if a footballer can't do mad tricks and shit, or strike the ball perfectly if he actually performs his job on the field well. bent, gomez, inzaghi, lineker, shearer. all example of fairly shite footballers who just score goals, getting you wins. they don't score pretty goals, they just score. if you get a striker with talent and instinct you get super kev and the variety and frequency he scored at.

if we had a striker who got in those strikers positions and just scored goals with his ass, face, shin whatever. we'd have probably gotten in europe by now.
 
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