Man fined for 240-mile round trip 'to buy bread'

[ontap]

didn't use his loaf

Winner

 

[West_Winger]

Stottie.

 

[Kevj]

Poorly bred / raised by looks of it, gluten for punishment, crackers which ever way you slice it, that‘s enough corn -Ed.

Love bread puns me.

 

[Fetch Fletch]

Poor kid was trying to save a quid, probably on the breadline

Should’ve used his loaf

 

[TwasOnTheFifthOfMay]

Should’ve used his loaf

Butty didnt.

Towcester = toaster
Bicester = bister, rhymes with sister
Leicester = lester
Worcester = wuster / wooster

etc

Aaaaahhhh, Bicester!

this post just had an unintentional consequence.

towcester is pronounced like a cockney saying toaster?

I often pop up Towcester just for the craic.

 

[Fetch Fletch]

Butty didnt.
Aaaaahhhh, Bicester!
I often pop up Towcester just for the craic.

He should’ve gone to Tesco for a bigger slice of the action

 

[The Sinful Dwarf]

Hope said "crumbs!" when given his fine.

 

[Lonz]

Isn’t this a Peep Show episode?

 

[RossTheNinja]

How much does the fuel cost on a trip like that, he'd need (knead) to buy a helluva lot of loaves to cover that.

A lot of dough, man. Sheesh.

OK sure he is telling a load of porkies, but what is an acceptable distance to drive to get your essential food supplies? I would have thought that once you are in your motor and the doors are closed you are not really a bio hazard to anyone. Say you are a rich fecker and want to shop at Waitrose, would it be acceptable to drive past Tesco, Asda, Morrisons etc., to go and buy your favourite variety of bread?

I suppose it depends. Is there an abundance of choice?

 

[snelleton]

Could've been worse, he could have detoured through Sandwich.

 

[TDalt]

The court is civilised, isn’t it pig?

 

[TopCat]

Coronavirus: Man fined for 240-mile round trip 'to buy bread'

The man was stopped on the M1 northbound by Leicestershire Police on Sunday night.

www.bbc.co.uk

Good. Selfish fucker. Had to chastise my own father for taking a "60 mile trip to the co-op" on Sunday. People don't seem to f***ing get it

 

[Captain Slackbladder]

A few chuckles in court when the usher announces all rise.

 

[wisemensaysteve]

Say you are a rich fecker and want to shop at Waitrose, would it be acceptable to drive past Tesco, Asda, Morrisons etc., to go and buy your favourite variety of bread?

Has to be allowed in my opinion, mind driving to say Harrods from here would be taking the P

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

Towcester = toaster
Bicester = bister, rhymes with sister
Leicester = lester
Worcester = wuster / wooster

etc

Leominster ?

 

[WhoDrankAllTheBovril]

Leominster ?

lemster I think

 

[Deleted member 4700]

Should’ve used his loaf

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[TwasOnTheFifthOfMay]

Barmy.

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

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His plans certainly went awry..

 

[karlm14]

His plans went a bit a-rye