Man fined for 240-mile round trip 'to buy bread'

[Jasper]

OK sure he is telling a load of porkies, but what is an acceptable distance to drive to get your essential food supplies? I would have thought that once you are in your motor and the doors are closed you are not really a bio hazard to anyone. Say you are a rich fecker and want to shop at Waitrose, would it be acceptable to drive past Tesco, Asda, Morrisons etc., to go and buy your favourite variety of bread?

because you are inherently increasing the risk of being involved in a road traffic accident by driving 240 miles, and therefore increasing the pressure on the NHS and other emergency services.

 

[Dennis]

because you are inherently increasing the risk of being involved in a road traffic accident by driving 240 miles, and therefore increasing the pressure on the NHS and other emergency services.

Aye but he saved a quid

 

[Jasper]

Aye but he saved a quid

probably just fritter it away anyway

 

[Deleted member 4700]

Poor kid was trying to save a quid, probably on the breadline

 

[Spike]

Jobsworth rozzers

Should use their loaf at this time of crisis

 

[KeefBeer]

They could never proof it.

So close

 

[Colbert]

Was it for his Naan?

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Police are making a whole meal out of this.

 

[Alan BStard]

How much does the fuel cost on a trip like that, he'd need (knead) to buy a helluva lot of loaves to cover that.

 

[PallionPeasant]

Foolish behaviour at a time like this, could be a matter of loaf and death.

 

[Alpha P]

Must be feeling the pinch...not much spare dough in his pockets

 

[Colbert]

Driving a Fiat Focaccia

 

[Kevj]

Must be feeling the pinch...not much spare dough in his pockets

Lad needs to earn a crust.

 

[bm's neighbour]

Coronavirus: Man fined for 240-mile round trip 'to buy bread'

The man was stopped on the M1 northbound by Leicestershire Police on Sunday night.

www.bbc.co.uk

Poorly bred / raised by looks of it, gluten for punishment, crackers which ever way you slice it, that‘s enough corn -Ed.

 

[nyron4england]

Did he pass Towcester on the way?

this post just had an unintentional consequence.

towcester is pronounced like a cockney saying toaster?

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Driving a Fiat Focaccia

Haway man it was doing 110, it was never a Fiat. He's probably a roadhog driving one of them Audi TT cakes

 

[cluffy]

Won't be a grain of truth in his story. Crumbles on even a cursory glance.

 

[Beery]

this post just had an unintentional consequence.

towcester is pronounced like a cockney saying toaster?

really?

 

[nyron4england]

really?

i dunno.

 

[WhoDrankAllTheBovril]

this post just had an unintentional consequence.

towcester is pronounced like a cockney saying toaster?

Towcester = toaster
Bicester = bister, rhymes with sister
Leicester = lester
Worcester = wuster / wooster

etc