Discussion in 'SMB' started by squashjoe, Jun 8, 2019.

  1. squashjoe

    squashjoe Striker

  2. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    A cesspit.
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  3. hefty em

    hefty em Striker

    Where British crims go.
  4. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

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  5. squashjoe

    squashjoe Striker

    Cant believe they built a supermarket on prime land on the seafront in Sliema.
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  6. Bladecat

    Bladecat Striker

    Corrected for you
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  7. Gala

    Gala Midfield

    In London people bray lasses on a bus, in Malta they kill female journalists, both places are shitholes.
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  8. squashjoe

    squashjoe Striker

    Stay on topic Gala, this is about the pretty island of Malta where we have never had a great time or good boat trips.
    Last edited: Jun 8, 2019
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  9. Gala

    Gala Midfield

    Filthy place.
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  10. Why wouldn't they. Lovely climate. Don't know for sure, but i'm guessing English is well accepted. I'm sure there are worse places to spend your escapeadge.
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  11. ravydavygravy

    ravydavygravy Striker

    Full of Russian wranguns iirc
  12. pinewaves1868

    pinewaves1868 Goalkeeper

    Is he the geezer out've Spinal Tap?
  13. squashjoe

    squashjoe Striker

    Its the new costa del crime imo.
  14. hefty em

    hefty em Striker

    All involved in pyramid schemes that target maltese pensioners life savings iirc.
  15. Shite since 'The Gut' closed down.
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  16. duff_man

    duff_man Striker

    Any syrian restaurants?
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  17. squashjoe

    squashjoe Striker

    Dodgy passports easy to obtain in the kitchens of some restaurants apparently.
  18. Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump Midfield

    Harrogate isn’t
  19. mart

    mart Striker

  20. Monty Pigeon

    Monty Pigeon Winger

    I've been to 100+ countries (look at me, etc), and Malta vies with Saudi Arabia as my least favourite.

    There are so many political undercurrents, you constantly have the feeling you've walked in on a bitter family feud. There were constant daily hassles, especially using the buses.

    And it's the only place in which we've been to a restaurant, placed our order, and it never came. After nearly an hour we flagged down the waitress, who tried to make out that it was somehow our fault that she hadn't passed the order on to the kitchen. We decided to leave, at which point the manager told us we couldn't because we'd ordered. We walked out anyway, and for our remaining time on the island we couldn't get over the feeling that they were going to track us down and sort us out.
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