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Discussion in 'SMB' started by Sam Handwich, Jun 14, 2019.

  1. ouro

    ouro Striker

    'Came from nowt' is part of the persona. She had ballet lessons growing up, how werking clars is that~?
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    OOOSH YEAH Midfield

    My sister did. We grew up in Peterlee and me fatha was a miner. We definitely were working class.
  3. The Rat

    The Rat Striker

    what was she doing?? didn't see
  4. Maxnormal

    Maxnormal Midfield

    Someone point out where the pics are ‘COS THEY AREN'T ON THE FIRST 3 PAGES!
    ouro and T_Bone like this.
  5. Kent_Mackem

    Kent_Mackem Striker

    I know. I’ve done several.
  6. cluffy

    cluffy Striker

    Her mother, who died when she was four, was a trained dancer
    Seems like a nice touch giving a young lass who’s lost her mother ballet lessons. Hardly qualifies her as posh
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  7. Monty Pigeon

    Monty Pigeon Winger

    Apparently by the end of their marriage, Guy Ritchie started referring to her as 'it'.
  8. cluffy

    cluffy Striker

    Sounds like a sexist pig.
    Her music’s a lot better than his films
    Themig, chevvies and parm like this.
  9. Paddy O'Dors

    Paddy O'Dors Striker

    Mutton dressed as mutton.
  10. Pants

    Pants Winger

    Mucky sod.
  11. Kent_Mackem

    Kent_Mackem Striker

    It rubs the lotion into its body. It does this whenever it’s told. It places the lotion in the basket.
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  12. Monty Pigeon

    Monty Pigeon Winger

    I think his reference was less Silence of the Lambs and more that he was terrified of the monster.

    I know someone who owns a hotel Madonna stayed at in Africa. The staff all called her Ma Tokoloshe (a tokoloshe is an evil goblin in African folklore).
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  13. Latka Gravas

    Latka Gravas Striker

    His music is a lot better than her films.
  14. Rubberglove

    Rubberglove Midfield

    Just watched this, what a vile of a human being she is
  15. pinewaves1868

    pinewaves1868 Full Back

    She's had some proper tunes in the past and done well to stay a bit relevant and up to date the way Bowie did. I would say that's probably over now. IMHO.
    In an industry that's often reliant on somebody's 'look' and up against some good looking lasses in skimpy gear she's like someone's Nanna who'd dance around flashing her knickers on New Year's Eve.
  16. I've never like her since I found out she was a materialistic person, she even wrote a song about it.
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  17. Kevj

    Kevj Striker

    That’s the world we live in.
  18. The bitch started it with this song. Now we are surrounded by superficial, shallow Dolly Birds, rather than sweet maidens who dig poetry.
    Kevj likes this.
  19. Howard the Duck

    Howard the Duck Striker

    She’s benefitted from that more than most.

    I don’t think she should ever be mentioned in the same breath as Bowie when it comes to music.
    ilovehorswill and muggboots like this.
  20. I kind of get where you're coming from, but if you suddenly found however many millions in your bank, you'd end up spending daft.

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