Lost Voice Guy's new voice.

[Steak Pie]

Anyone fancy becoming the voice of Consett's very own Lost Voice Guy? Well he's auditioning north east types to supply his voice on his new gizmo..... Apply here:

Wanted: Geordie accent - Lost Voice Guy

Do you have a Geordie/County Durham accent? Do you like to talk a lot? Would you like to donate your voice to me to use on my iPad? Then read on. The very kind people at CereProc have offered to make me my very own Geordie accent for my iPad, so that I don’t have…

lostvoiceguy.com

 

[Dave Herbal]

Geordie accent from Consett. Dear me

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Geordie accent from Consett. Dear me

Used to post on an old clubbing forum years ago as GeordieLee.

 

[Ramshanker]

Hope the fella gets sorted

 

[EDGE]

His R4 series is canny.

 

[OohBaldyBally]

Hope the fella gets sorted

He’s a vile black and white bastard that has regularly spouted some pretty awful anti-Sunderland views (even when he was working for the council).

His disability doesn’t make him immune to being called out as the bellend that he is.

 

[gatopreto]

Hopefully whoever he picks can take over the mic and show a sense of humour.

 

[dom]

Hope he never finds his voice unfunny git!

 

[Sidewinder2]

Hope he never finds his voice unfunny git!

This.

Seen him a few times over the years pre Covid.

He’s f***ing terrible, sympathy laughs.

 

[dom]

This.

Seen him a few times over the years pre Covid.

He’s f***ing terrible, sympathy laughs.

Well that’s the way I read it.

 

[Redandwhitedust]

What does an audition have people saying when he is from Consett?

"Are you going to Barry's? Pick me up some crisps"
"When the steelworks was open....."
"Fuck me it warm.... must be at least 3 degrees out there"
"Vote Tory "

 

[dom]

This.

Seen him a few times over the years pre Covid.

He’s f***ing terrible, sympathy laughs.

And don’t get me started on Rosie Jones.

 

[What A Waster]

And don’t get me started on Rosie Jones.

I'd love to get started on Rosie Jones.

Proper lush.

 

[dom]

I'd love to get started on Rosie Jones.

Proper lush.

If not funny!
Hold on, you mean Joe Wicks Mrs don’t you? Bum.

 

[What A Waster]

If not funny!

She doesn't need to be funny in her line of work

 

[dom]

She doesn't need to be funny in her line of work

See edit!

 

[What A Waster]

See edit!

Yes that was the Rosie I meant.

 

[Boris Bear]

He’s absolutely terrible

 

[What A Waster]

He’s absolutely terrible

Might be funnier with a different voice.

 

[dom]

Might be funnier with a different voice.

Joe Pasquale’s voice wouldn’t make the fucker funny.