Lost my only van key

[Idlewild Mackem]

It's going to cost a fortune to get a new one cut without a master isn't it?

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

Buy another van. It's the obvious solution.

 

[Berghain]

It's going to cost a fortune to get a new one cut without a master isn't it?

Break into van.
Drive like a loon somewhere.
Try and burn the van out.
Walk home.
Bin clothes.
Claim Insurance.

 

[MackemBob]

Break into van.
Drive like a loon somewhere.
Try and burn the van out.
Walk home.
Bin clothes.
Claim Insurance.

Ask mods to delete thread were you got the advice.
Clear search history.

 

[Icarebecauseyoudo]

Kill everyone in the whole world

 

[LondonMackem]

It's going to cost a fortune to get a new one cut without a master isn't it?

I've only got one key for my car after losing the spare. This thread has inspired me to get another one cut, thanks a bunch.

 

[the dark one]

150 notes.east Durham auto electrics.hell come out to you, rechip it if necessary. Take him 10 mins.he is expensive, but by fuck is he good.

 

[hefty em]

If it's a white van you can lend my key.

Should work.

 

[dom]

It's going to cost a fortune to get a new one cut without a master isn't it?

Yes!

 

[taff]

Timpsons have a special offer I think. Outside Tesco Belmont or Sainsbury Arnison Ctr

 

[Typhoonftm]

150 notes.east Durham auto electrics.hell come out to you, rechip it if necessary. Take him 10 mins.he is expensive, but by fuck is he good.

Is that why you use superglue and screwdrivers to keep your whole ignition circuit operational?

 

[Martin F]

Timpsons have a special offer I think. Outside Tesco Belmont or Sainsbury Arnison Ctr

How does he get there?

 

[Idlewild Mackem]

Thanks everyone

 

[Musicman]

I've only got one key for my car after losing the spare. This thread has inspired me to get another one cut, thanks a bunch.

Keys ?

 

[Paninaro]

Last time I did that (well ply set stolen not lost) cost me £250 for a Saturday call out, some bloke near Chester road

 

[yamar1]

It's going to cost a fortune to get a new one cut without a master isn't it?

Try roberts key services. Comes to your door and will save you money on dealer prices if he can do it. Worth a call.

07714456672

 

[Idlewild Mackem]

Found the little fucker. Haway!

 

[KeefBeer]

In the early 70s my work locker key used to open and start my dad's Ford Cortina!

 

[nyron4england]

In the early 70s my work locker key used to open and start my dad's Ford Cortina!

i could start my 106 with a screwdriver. the lock was bashed in from when it got broken into. someone could walk up with a flat heed and take my car whenever they wanted. never did like, no fucks given. if it got nicked id claim on the insurance so win win

 

[the dark one]

Found the little fucker. Haway!

What a f***ing waste of a thread.im gutted you've found it.

Is that why you use superglue and screwdrivers to keep your whole ignition circuit operational?

.10 mins after talking to you,the glue failed, and I was 150 notes lighter.thecunt should wear a mask.