Losing your gegs


Was getting a rewire last year and went to look for my specs. Couldn`t find them anywhere. Had to wear an old pair for a week or two. Then I had a brainwave and mentioned it to a builder who was round at the time. He lifted the floor boards near where I sat and hey presto - my specs lying discarded and unloved under the floor boards but now happily reunited with my face.
 
You'll find them in the last place you look
Obviously. Once he finds them, he won't keep looking!
Why not just not take them off ever, except for sleep? That's how I make sure I don't lose mine.
 
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Obviously. Once he finds them, he won't keep looking!
Why not just not take them off ever, except for sleep? That's how I make sure I don't lose mine.
I only wear them between taking my lenses out and bed/vise versa, but as I was mortal I might have used my spare ones for that. I’ve now searched the washing bin and the sock tray with no success.
 
I only wear them between taking my lenses out and bed/vise versa, but as I was mortal I might have used my spare ones for that. I’ve now searched the washing bin and the sock tray with no success.
Are you really so blind that you can't get from the bathroom to the bedroom without glasses?
 
Are you really so blind that you can't get from the bathroom to the bedroom without glasses?
Yes. Well I mean I could but I’d be unable to spot hazards like Lego bricks in the way
Plus I take my lenses out when I get home on a night, not at bedtime.
 
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