Losing your gegs


I’ve had to start wearing readers. I got a shit load of cheap ones and have them all over the house

Still got no where near the amount I actually bought. Fuck knows where they go
 
I’ve had to start wearing readers. I got a shit load of cheap ones and have them all over the house

Still got no where near the amount I actually bought. Fuck knows where they go
I don’t need readers, but I can’t read with my lookers on.
Multifocus contacts are supposed to solve this, but can they fuck get my prescription right.
 
Love not having glasses. No hassle at all.
My eyes don't steam up when i come indoors either. No hassle of losing them.
My wife's a 4 eyes and she's always twisting about glasses and seeing
 
What an absolute ball ache. I’ve been searching the house for 3 days and still can’t find them. To add insult to injury. They’ve sent me the wrong contact lenses so I can either see or read but not both.
It’s a nightmare. I do the damn thing all the time! I’ve been tempted to put an apple AirTag on mine via a piece of string round my neck….but then I look like a right old fart. I just can’t bring myself to do it 😂
 
Always have strategically placed pairs from Poundland round the house..👓

I find four pairs is the critical amount to always have a pair nearby

Mind the sneaky fuckers still like to congregate (usually on the kitchen table) and need dispersing at regular intervals
 
What an absolute ball ache. I’ve been searching the house for 3 days and still can’t find them. To add insult to injury. They’ve sent me the wrong contact lenses so I can either see or read but not both.
Didn’t need glasses 4 years ago and now need vari focals.

I panic if I can’t find them .
 
I haven't had any for 3 years or so now.. my eyes mysteriously became stronger..

I used to wear 24 7 and really now if anything I need a very mild payr for watching TV.

Last pair I had I lost them as if I was starring in an episode if Mr bean..

Nice sunny day.. glasses in . Drove round a roundabout . Heading home . Itchy nose.

Went to scratch it and glasses flew off my head and out the car window.. managed to quickly pull into a layby so that I retrieve them.. out of car.. and could see them... Then a bus ran over the fuckers and I to 100 pieces
 

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