Lorry drivers with their back doors wide open

[Kevj]

I regularly drive down the A19 in the early hours of the morning and often notice lorry drivers parked up with their rear doors wide open. All well and good so they don’t get robbed, but for every two or three open, there’s always one with their doors locked. Surely, thieves will target these vehicles as they are most likely full of goods.

 

[SydneyFan]

Sorry is this the Viz letters section.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

 

[heroesof73]

whey man its obvious surely--they don't want them smashed in

 

[Lexingtongue]

Dorty bastads!

 

[The Sinful Dwarf]

So the OP is cruising during the early hours looking for lorry drivers with their back doors open?

 

[Bishop Mackem]

All the illegals have took nash during the night

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Robbing one would surely be a bit random anyway, unless the livery said Joe Bloggs - Gold Bullion Dealer or summat. Robbing an Eddie Stobart and ending up lifting a load of yacht parts or summat would seem pretty pointless.

 

[Slow joe]

If you plan on robbing one don't forget your forklift.

 

[bernardbresslaw]

I think it's possible that the ones with the doors closed aren't empty.

 

[Yankee Mackem]

I'm sorry, this is a Euphemism, right?

 

[vote quimby]

"Big Red ready for entry, over!"

 

[Alan BStard]

Might be a double bluff, doors wide open but loadsa swag behind false panels.

 

[wigwams]

Time for bed Kev

 

[Yankee Mackem]

Psychodynamically Kev is troubled by a predominantly male profession having an unfulfilled empty space at the rear and feels the need that something be put inside it. In his opinion this needs to be secured and locked away from sight, and preventing penetration, as there is also a fear of 'Thieves' taking advantage of this situation and entering an otherwise secure inner sanctum from the back.

He seems to have spent some time thinking about it and needs to have a long think about things imho.

 

[Kevj]

Psychodynamically Kev is troubled by a predominantly male profession having an unfulfilled empty space at the rear and feels the need that something be put inside it. In his opinion this needs to be secured and locked away from sight, and preventing penetration, as there is also a fear of 'Thieves' taking advantage of this situation and entering an otherwise secure inner sanctum from the back.

He seems to have spent some time thinking about it and needs to have a long think about things imho.

Or I’ve drove past a number of times and thought it would be a mildly controversial thread with a hint of double entendre.

 

[Yankee Mackem]

Or I’ve drove past a number of times and thought it would be a mildly controversial thread with a hint of double entendre.

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[Lukas73]

Dorty bastads!

 

[What A Waster]

Or I’ve drove past a number of times and thought it would be a mildly controversial thread with a hint of double entendre.

What's controversial about it?

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

I regularly drive down the A19 in the early hours of the morning and often notice lorry drivers parked up with their rear doors wide open. All well and good so they don’t get robbed, but for every two or three open, there’s always one with their doors locked. Surely, thieves will target these vehicles as they are most likely full of goods.

Are you the tool kept in a lorry overnight?