Rumours abound that a slightly unhinged man is going round on tubes and local trains in the London area with a Samurai sword and murdering people where they stand for going slowly and standing in front of ticket gates staring at their oyster card wondering what it's for.
Apparently he gets especially enraged at groups of people strolling along blocking the corridor so nobody can get past and making him miss his train. A few of these groups have been beheaded and disemboweled and he's chucked the severed heads onto the live rail and watched them sizzle.
The authorities are hushing it up to avoid a panic but keep a lookout. If you're near a group of slow moving fuckwits steer clear because this **** is going to cut them into slices and display them on a giant toast rack. If you're going slowly for any reason stand aside if you want to live.
Apparently he gets especially enraged at groups of people strolling along blocking the corridor so nobody can get past and making him miss his train. A few of these groups have been beheaded and disemboweled and he's chucked the severed heads onto the live rail and watched them sizzle.
The authorities are hushing it up to avoid a panic but keep a lookout. If you're near a group of slow moving fuckwits steer clear because this **** is going to cut them into slices and display them on a giant toast rack. If you're going slowly for any reason stand aside if you want to live.