London is a cesspit

Discussion in 'SMB' started by mini-x2, May 28, 2019.

  1. squashjoe

    squashjoe Striker

    Only right. I enjoy Sunderland too. We normally leave our car in Morrisons car park in seaburn.
  2. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    I was really surprised to find Harry has a goatee beard for some reason.
  3. I was more surprised to hear his reason for it. Takes all sorts, I suppose. Good luck to the lad.
  4. mini-x2

    mini-x2 Striker

    You don’t do owt in London apart from vent your spleen on here so you could live anywhere really.
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  5. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Canny. I’ll be doing it from a beach in Sardinia tomorrow. Speak soon.
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  6. monkeytassle

    monkeytassle Striker

    Did someone say world class beach?
  7. Lambchops

    Lambchops Striker

    Now that place my friend has some class beaches.

    Absolutely fantastic island, enjoy yourself
  8. Harry Angstrom

    Harry Angstrom Striker

    I don't talk to newcomers.

  9. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Fingers crossed they’ve got a wass Morrison’s I reckon i’ll fancy a store bought scotch egg or seven.
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  10. toxic tracksuit

    toxic tracksuit Goalkeeper

    Been to London today.
    Walked past a market stall outside Kings Cross selling ‘artisan’ sausage rolls for £4.50
    Later had a pint of beer and a tub of pork scratchings for £9.50
    No wonder everyone down here is angry.

    OOOSH YEAH Central Defender

    What if my job in real life is a barman. I’ve never given any clues to my profession. I could be a barman in your local
  12. squashjoe

    squashjoe Striker

    Just go to greggs and Sainsburys (sorry lidl) as if you are back home.
  13. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Annoyed about the price of a sausage roll that you didn’t even buy.
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  14. Bladecat

    Bladecat Striker

    Aye but the Nectar points from his Sainsburys shop here can be swapped for a house in Hendon, whereas down in London they can't be swapped for a sausage roll:)
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  15. toxic tracksuit

    toxic tracksuit Goalkeeper

    Not annoyed at all. I’m from Sunderland so I am able to deal with that in a non violent, self deprecating manner.
    Train is trundling through Thirsk. Lovely part of the world and only a typical daily London commute away from my palatial Sunderland house.
  16. mini-x2

    mini-x2 Striker

    Yeah right. Be sure to post some pics will you? Still waiting for the ‘roof terrace’ one.
  17. Adamfsafc

    Adamfsafc Goalkeeper

    London is a capital to be proud of imo, one of the worlds best cities. It has it’s rough areas like anywhere else but compared to Sunderland ffs.
  18. Harry Angstrom

    Harry Angstrom Striker

    2 fosters mate.
  19. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Won’t be posting pics of from my holiday or of my roof terrace. Or of the signed and numbered David Hockney print hanging on the living room wall.
    I'm Spartacus likes this.
  20. squashjoe

    squashjoe Striker

    Imagine going on holiday and you return to your home going up in value by £460. Enjoy it.
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