Local wrong un banned for standing too close to women

[The soap powder]

you can see he cant be trusted

 

[Goat Eyes]

I wonder if he pushed her stool in

 

[Mickdundee]

Do you lot only read hull news

Just avid followers of “Angry People in Local Newspapers” on Facebook I believe.

 

[Urban Silverback]

Those eyes have seen some shit that no normal person should ever witness.

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Fair play to the newspaper for not going with a photo of him looking angry and sad with arms folded outside of the pub and instead going with photos of the creepy fucker looking even creepier.

"I know that I did not do any touching, twerking, talking, or making sexual advances, jokes. I wasn't rude, or displaying threatening body language, or even drunk and starting fights," he said.

"There was no breaking of glassware on my part, no puking, no p***ing or drawing on the wall. No."

Lolz

When people go into such detailed lists it generally means that he has done stuff wrong which he won’t list.
Most people would just say I done fuck all wrong, that covers all bases. As it stands he hasn’t denied shitting in someone womans handbag or formatting the fucker amongst other things.

 

[The King of Um]

"I know that I did not do any touching, twerking, talking, or making sexual advances, jokes. I wasn't rude, or displaying threatening body language, or even drunk and starting fights," he said.

"There was no breaking of glassware on my part, no puking, no p***ing or drawing on the wall. No."

Lolz

There's clearly a 'this time' been accidentally left out at the end of all of that.

 

[Yankee Mackem]

Bit weird that article someone with that profile might easily be ASC.

 

[Barnacle Boy]

"But in the long run, middle aged foreign male creeps who do nothing can't be tolerated forever, can they?

 

[The Exile]

Poor fella. How else is he supposed to sniff them?

 

[What A Waster]

Poor fella. How else is he supposed to sniff them?

In queues

 

[MonkeyLove]

In reality he probably has been kicked out for looking a bit old and decrepid rather then doing anything actually wrong.

Bit odd in the World of equality nothing is said about that. If he had been from a different demographic people would probably be up in arms at someone removed due to appearance.

Strange World

 

[Kermit]

I wonder if he pushed her stool in

That would be most difficult and very messy. Like getting toothpaste back in the tube

 

[Kevj]

That would be most difficult and very messy. Like getting toothpaste back in the tube

‘Reverse pooing’.

 

[THExpress]

Was at Hull the other month and this sort of character is just the norm up there.

 

[Feed the Monster]

Is it Tunstall Birdman?

 

[seahamstar]

In reality he probably has been kicked out for looking a bit old and decrepid rather then doing anything actually wrong.

Bit odd in the World of equality nothing is said about that. If he had been from a different demographic people would probably be up in arms at someone removed due to appearance.

Strange World

Sadly, that is so right.

 

[mini-x2]

Wasn’t there a gadgee in Sunderland who got banned from doing the same thing? Sitting dead close to birds on the bus and that?