Live Footy on TV 27th September


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I'm perusing my private library (of which I am both librarian & sole customer), browsing through some owld titles, wondering what to reread next. There's the usual stuff: Dickens, Proust, Shakespeare, Wizz For Atoms, In the Psychiatrist's Chair. Then there are a few lesser known yet equally wonderful publications, such as Heaps in the Desert, by Mustapha Kaka, The Seabird, by Albert Ross & that racy, saucy classic farce of the 1960s, Me Knickers are Farling Down, by Lucy Lastic. Decisions, decisions....
The tigers revenge is a good read.
Written by Claude Balls.
thanx I'll f***ing need it marra. I'll be even more grey tomorrow ffs
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They keep you young marra. If they don’t kill you first.
 
The tigers revenge is a good read.
Written by Claude Balls.

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They keep you young marra. If they don’t kill you first.
Yes, of course, I'd forgotten about that one, me owld Jonah Marrington. Remind me: that's not the shem one where the tigers torn intiv butter & the sky farls down, is it?
Fuck, that’s extreme marra!!!

Don’t ya think Hank has had enough stitches without you slicing the poor fecka;)


Enjoy marra :(


Dull, intermittent v heavy squalls with short sun snaps ( when it gets git hot) here in TN 35
Is that the state of the weather, your bowel movements or both?
 
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Ive got a Bose soundbar. It’s excellent mate.

Cheers, Got a Bose ipod docking speaker and a Bose bluetooth speaker upstairs.
Looking at the Sky Devialet. Most place like Currys, Jonh Lewis have demos in the shop but wont have anything from Sky. Best bet is one of the Sky stalls in a shopping centre.

Cheers marra, visits to the ceramic sanctuary have ceased over the last couple of hours, currently got feet up watching day time telly.

Ceramic sanctuary brilliant very funny.👍

The ceramic sanctuary! I like it. My porcelain mausoleum (vintage Shanks, pre their merger with Armitage - I stubbornly refuse to get rid of it, despite its many cracks & flaws) is still under siege. I'm hoping to negotiate a ceasefire before lights out. It's chucking it down here in SR2. It's also raining very heavily.

Cant wait for me next visit to the bonger when l may rename it after one of your suggestions.
Weather report from NN8, one minute its pissing down, next its bright and sunny.
For your info it is the latter at the moment.
 
Cheers, Got a Bose ipod docking speaker and a Bose bluetooth speaker upstairs.
Looking at the Sky Devialet. Most place like Currys, Jonh Lewis have demos in the shop but wont have anything from Sky. Best bet is one of the Sky stalls in a shopping centre.



Ceramic sanctuary brilliant very funny.👍



Cant wait for me next visit to the bonger when l may rename it after one of your suggestions.
Weather report from NN8, one minute its pissing down, next its bright and sunny.
For your info it is the latter at the moment.
Ha, ha, nice one, Sis, la.
 
Yes, of course, I'd forgotten about that one, me owld Jonah Marrington. Remind me: that's not the shem one where the tigers torn intiv butter & the sky farls down, is it?

Is that the state of the weather, your bowel movements or both?

Talking of which, I’ve made a management decision. If I arrive in Greggscastle on time tomorra (10.30), before heading soof to God’s Country, I’m gunna pop into The Crowne Plaza & plot my possible negotiations for December.
Whilst there, having scranned on rubbish & slurped worse for 6/7 hrs, I may visit their facilities to unload. I Fancy crapping on mags on the way to the match :)
 
Talking of which, I’ve made a management decision. If I arrive in Greggscastle on time tomorra (10.30), before heading soof to God’s Country, I’m gunna pop into The Crowne Plaza & plot my possible negotiations for December.
Whilst there, having scranned on rubbish & slurped worse for 6/7 hrs, I may visit their facilities to unload. I Fancy crapping on mags on the way to the match :)
Might I recommend either a phal or a doner kebab, to act as a catalyst?
 
We aren’t all like you. Some of us actually buy things. With money. Not barter two ferrets for a sack of taties.
It wouldn’t be any good to you anyway. You’d need electricity and a TV. Stick to throwing sticks at the moon for entertainment.

Best of luck.
I read there that you are not feeling too well, I knew it wasn’t a good idea you sleeping with Hercules. Dorty Bassa.
 
Is that a euphemism?

You know how we were talking about stuff stuck on dogs yesterday @Dilligaf60? One of mine just came out the woods with a slug on his back :eek: Had to flick it off - ewwwwww!
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I read there that you are not feeling too well, I knew it wasn’t a good idea you sleeping with Hercules. Dorty Bassa.
He’s a quilt hogger anarl. And he farts.
 
I've been decorating the vitreous China most of the day, marra.
I'm finding it harder to decipher if you're posting a euphemism or not, marra. Not that I take you too seriously anyway. ;)
Is that a euphemism?

You know how we were talking about stuff stuck on dogs yesterday @Dilligaf60? One of mine just came out the woods with a slug on his back :eek: Had to flick it off - ewwwwww!
Blood hell :lol:

Nor. The colour charts have been there for weeks. I only like going to the trade places for paint as the quality is much better. So she'll be away to look at colours in the morning.
 
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