Live Footy on TV 27th September


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Morning Sis. Just got back from the doctors. Apparently it’s a bacterial bug in my gut. It just has to run its course, he’s told me not to eat anything for 24 hours and drink lots of ( non alcoholic ) fluids. Has parting shot was “ don’t worry Davey lad, shit happens”
😂😂 well ya don’t f**king say. Bloody comedian.

Nice to have a comedian with a sense of humour, it wasn't Harry Hill you saw. 🤣🤣🤣
Seriously do as he told you just as you've been telling Ginge. Sure Mrs D has told you already. Hope it clears up quickly.


Nice that 👍 👍

Thank you, good luck tonight and enjoy your beer
 
You won’t mind me trying just the 1 ...... or so??
Absolutely certain mate. There’s no such thing as one on a match day, not with me anyway. I just want to stop feeling like this. And a few pints is worth the sacrifice. There’ll be other days when I’m feeling 100%
I’m more than happy to watch enviously as you slurp away tho.
Nice to have a comedian with a sense of humour, it wasn't Harry Hill you saw. 🤣🤣🤣
Seriously do as he told you just as you've been telling Ginge. Sure Mrs D has told you already. Hope it clears up quickly.




Thank you, good luck tonight and enjoy your beer
He’s a goodun mate. And she has, and I will 👍👍
 
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Brandy & port marra, advice from Dr Wakey;)

Dilli marra you could try Purple Death, a mate of mine imports it in from New Zealand.
The label is hysterical, its botted by The Mad Scientist for Sapich Brothers.
Open sentence, ( An unusual "Rough-as- Guts" aperitif that has the distinctive bouquet of horse-shit and old tram tickets.)

I love it either neat or as a long drink. Great over ice cream, mind its 18%

That sort you out.
 
Dilli marra you could try Purple Death, a mate of mine imports it in from New Zealand.
The label is hysterical, its botted by The Mad Scientist for Sapich Brothers.
Open sentence, ( An unusual "Rough-as- Guts" aperitif that has the distinctive bouquet of horse-shit and old tram tickets.)

I love it either neat or as a long drink. Great over ice cream, mind its 18%

That sort you out.
I suspect it may be kill, or cure marra 😂😂
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Afternoon, live from Wobble's bog seat. Thankfully, the pot-cam is on the blink, so you've been spared the graphics. Besides, it's an ard film, you've seen it & heard it many times before. I'd heard you can get bugs in your computer system but I hadn't realised they transmitted into yer gut anarl. Great days.

Glad it went off OK, The Bishop, la.

Must dash. Diarrhoea winnat (!) clean itsel up, yanar. Remember whee wipes yer arse!
 
Afternoon, live from Wobble's bog seat. Thankfully, the pot-cam is on the blink, so you've been spared the graphics. Besides, it's an ard film, you've seen it & heard it many times before. I'd heard you can get bugs in your computer system but I hadn't realised they transmitted into yer gut anarl. Great days.

Glad it went off OK, The Bishop, la.

Must dash. Diarrhoea winnat (!) clean itsel up, yanar. Remember whee wipes yer arse!
Aft'noon Cloughy.

Am happy to report, my stools are very much, solid and chunky.

Have yersel, a topper day, my friend.
 
I suspect it may be kill, or cure marra 😂😂
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That's the one already said l like it. The other side of the bottle has a label with 6 ways to enjoy it.

Afternoon, live from Wobble's bog seat. 🤣🤣🤣🚾Thankfully, the pot-cam is on the blink, so you've been spared the graphics. Besides, it's an ard film, you've seen it & heard it many times before. I'd heard you can get bugs in your computer system but I hadn't realised they transmitted into yer gut anarl. Great days.

Glad it went off OK, The Bishop, la.

Must dash. Diarrhoea winnat (!) clean itsel up, yanar. Remember whee wipes yer arse!
 
Afternoon all.
Glad to hear it's not serious Dilli.
My advice keep off the Bovril at the game tomorrow. I missed 25 mins of the 1st half and 20 minutes the 2nd half of a game at the SOL.
Was I glad the cubicles were empty:D
Crikey, that sounds pretty bloody aggressive. This thing I’ve got has been a slow burner, it only came to a head during the night. I’ve felt rough for a few days now so I hope this is the end of it.
 
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