Live footy on the tele 30/04/21


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Morning all - happy Friday!
Morning @becs " the face of the SMB"!!
Morning @Musicman hope you get home ok, fish and chips tonight, bet you can't wait!!
Morning @VHFC hope all is good with you.
Morning @Dilligaf60 and @EchoMan - "meetings, bloody meetings" eh?!! ( I remember those old John Cleese management videos - do you?)
Morning @Scorefrom a throw in , hope all good with you and yours. I see Carrie Symonds is lined up for Strictly, she already has the biggest fanny living with her in the flat.
Morning @Kingdom Bhoy enjoy those matches.
Morning @hank williams see ya soon
Morning to everyone else .... You lovely lot.
(All quiet on the southern front)

Morning heroes, enjoy the loop.

Afternoon marra 😎
Morning Bec’s, Hank and all weak enders, I’ll take in the Southampton match.
Bloody pigeons, layed some grass seed yesterday and a load of pigeon’s landed eating it. I picked up a rock and hit one on the head, bounced off and hit another. You talk about killing two birds with one stone.
A blind man in the opticians with his guide dog. Both are facing the eye test chart on the wall. The optician takes the guide dog away and replaces it with another guide dog, and asks, “Is that better or worse”.
Great to see the Covid figures down, they are now below the amount of supposed mag takeovers.

Afternoon mate 😎
What a little belter, my 17 week old cocker had his first taste of doggy ice cream yesterday.


Bastard wood pigeons are all over my bird feeders, f***ing balcony is covered in shite.

EDIT: I know look at me I have a balcony, PATHETIC !!

Next door's front lawn is next to my drive. She's always throwing bread out on the lawn and the birds eat it, then shit all over my car and planters 😞
 
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Good morning. Have a good day👍

Morning marra. He is currently getting his final jab. My dad seems to be stable. I'm basking in the glory of a 1st time pass with a clean ticket. Have a good day mate. 👍

Afternoon marra 😎
Arternoon everyone just home and first call was from Hank, he is back on board at 21-05 tonight. Might be worth tuning in

Might start tomorrows thread at 9pm 🤭
 
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The bloke next door spent all day yesterday laying new turf.

Got up this morning and someone had stolen every piece laid.

I saw him looking out of his window today looking forlorn. 😉
One of the worst things about living next door to a good gardener is the grass is always greener on the other side....
When he relays it, a good trick I learned from an experienced horticulturist was to soak it in whisky. It's a labour-saving measure, because the grass comes up half-cut....
Afternoon marra 😎


Afternoon mate 😎


Next door's front lawn is next to my drive. She's always throwing bread out on the lawn and the birds eat it, then shit all over my car and planters 😞
She should use her loaf....
 
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Morning Dilli marra, that`s nigh enough the longest day of the Year--I have no doubt it will feel that the longest day of the Year for us the number of times he is likely to mention it:lol:
Nee doubt in my mind. The build up, the event, the after party, could go on for weeks mate.
Good morning. Have a good day👍

Morning marra. He is currently getting his final jab. My dad seems to be stable. I'm basking in the glory of a 1st time pass with a clean ticket. Have a good day mate. 👍
Pleased your Dads no worse mate. Congrats on the clean test 👍👍 well played.
Haway Angus Lad.
Morning all. Nowt for me. I’ve just collected my new car, an automatic. First one I’ve owned. Pl ease tell me it will grow on me !
Got a bit of running about to do so that’s it for now.
Peaceful day to everyone.
Afternoon T bone. The Yeti we had was an automatic but the Mrs didn’t like it, she said it wasn’t great in icy conditions. Loved it apart from that. so when we got this one we went back to manual.
Arternoon everyone just home and first call was from Hank, he is back on board at 21-05 tonight. Might be worth tuning in
Welcome home mate 👍. I got a call this morning from him. Rang once and disconnected.. He must have thought ”had on hes in Norway” and shat himself 😂😂😂
 
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Morning @becs, thanks for posting, morning all and morning Hank. @Fred Basset , hope things are more settle for you and your family this morning, all the very best to you and everyone. No rants about the Indian Space Agency today, just cracking on with the job in hand...And I'll need a big hand too. Grandchildren came into work yesterday at teatime, both girls, 5 & 3 they are, lovely it was, all the girls made a big fuss of them , don't know who liked it more, lovely it was. But today, no footy, its gonna be late, two days of meds to get out plus a mountain of dressing but it'll be worth it to get Sun/Mon off. Have a great day all, happy travels @Musicman , take care and stay safe, cheers again @becs, 👍 👍 😷 😷 😁 😁 .

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Here ye go mate great record, bit of a clue with the kisses.


Have a great afternoon and evening mate take care stay safe. 🙂🙂🤗
 
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Afternoon marra 😎


Might start tomorrows thread at 9pm 🤭
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Maybe there should be a special "match thread" covering Hank's second jab. Pre-match analysis should probably debate whether or not a pre-match drink would affect the outcome.
That sounds like an excellent suggestion sticky 👍👍
Felicitations, chaps.
afternoon Cloughmeister
The bloke next door spent all day yesterday laying new turf.

Got up this morning and someone had stolen every piece laid.

I saw him looking out of his window today looking forlorn. 😉
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Good afternoon becs, Good afternoon Hank, Good afternoon all.

Thanks becs.

Long weekend as well. Will watch Southampton v Leicester.

My dear Hank - you have more friends on here than idiots who wind you up. Put them on ignore. I quite like reading your comments as well. Hurry back my friend.
Afternoon Johnna. Feeling better I hope.
Just had to decline my second jab as it's the day before we go away and I couldn't take the chance of having a bad reaction. It didn't go down well but I'm not having my holiday spoilt and I'll go anytime when we are back. Just typical.

Hope your day is going well, it keeps raining so I've retreated into the garage for painting etc.
Afternoon GS.
Sod’s law
I hope whoever did it gets grassed up
 
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