Little victories

[Deleted member 559]

Don't you just like the feeling of little things going well?

Today, a packet of cooked meat I bought had an extra slice in it. Also had the usual junk mail about PPI, posted to the householder, so sent the business reply envelope back to them, with as much old pizza menus and other leaflets as possible, making sure it is now oversize.

Oops.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

I had a direct debit of £15 waived so I asked the bloke on the phone if there was a charity that he’d like me to donate to, and now a Sikh charity in brum is £18.75 better off.

 

[Fairfax Ave]

Helped myself to some potatoe waffles out of a ladies pram while she browsed the frozen fish in Tesco. Was non left on shelf so I won.

 

[Charmless Man]

Found out my landlord is giving me my deposit back without bothering to check if I’ve fucked the house up. I haven’t like but still nice.

 

[chelt_mackem]

I suggested to my manager earlier that we all fuck off early as it's Friday. She agreed.

 

[Chappers]

Had a nice little half hour nap this afternoon. Would have been longer but work phone rang and woke me up.

 

[SAFCOldie]

Everything has been great today and I also have the news that Frijj is banned

 

[Mango killa]

Don't you just like the feeling of little things going well?

Today, a packet of cooked meat I bought had an extra slice in it. Also had the usual junk mail about PPI, posted to the householder, so sent the business reply envelope back to them, with as much old pizza menus and other leaflets as possible, making sure it is now oversize.

Oops.

Do you count the slices tightwad ?

 

[Goat Eyes]

Everything has been great today and I also have the news that Frijj is banned

Sure he’s on roids or something these days.

Do you count the slices tightwad ?

You buy a pack of bacon and it’s got an extra slice, you know...

 

[Mango killa]

Sure he’s on roids or something these days.


You buy a pack of bacon and it’s got an extra slice, you know...

All those wasted years i thought it was weight. Who knew? Apparently not me.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

I had a direct debit of £15 waived so I asked the bloke on the phone if there was a charity that he’d like me to donate to, and now a Sikh charity in brum is £18.75 better off.

Seek and Yee shall find ...

 

[Goat Eyes]

All those wasted years i thought it was weight. Who knew? Apparently not me.

Aye, it is weight no doubt but when it says six slices and you get seven who cares about that...

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

I was having a sex dream about a hot lass from work.
My lass woke me up as I was 'ready' so I closed my eyes and imagined the dream was carrying on.

 

[SAFCOldie]

I was having a sex dream about a hot lass from work.
My lass woke me up as I was 'ready' so I closed my eyes and imagined the dream was carrying on.

Were you in the realm of going back into the dream, those dreams can be crackers, I fickin love them

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

Were you in the realm of going back into the dream, those dreams can be crackers, I fickin love them

Better than waking up and then trying in vain to go back to sleep so you can crack on to no avail

 

[muggboots]

Helped myself to some potatoe waffles out of a ladies pram while she browsed the frozen fish in Tesco. Was non left on shelf so I won.

That extra e on potato should be on non mate.

Found out my landlord is giving me my deposit back without bothering to check if I’ve fucked the house up. I haven’t like but still nice.

Spend it on beer mate. I would.

Sure he’s on roids or something these days.

Aye, the haemar ones.