Thurston
Winger
Aye. There was a similar one on the train the other week. The train was massively delayed. Pulled into Newark and loads of people were getting off. The train driver obviously decided he'd had enough of letting people get off after a couple of minutes and just shut the doors. There was a bloke and a couple of bairns between six and eight years old on the platform waiting for the mother who was taking forever pissing about with bags as the doors shut. The look on her face as she realised what was happening was tremendous. She was protesting to the staff on the train who just couldn't give a fuck and the more she went on the funnier it got to be honest. The train they were going to send her back on was delayed aswell. Would've loved to have seen the full on meltdown by the end of it.Saw a corker on the tube last week. Got off and was walking to the exit. Couple came pelting in front of me from the left trying to get on the tube. He got half squashed in the door but got on. She was left on the platform. She started crying as the tube pulled away. Don't think I helped matters by saying "that's a harsh way to get dumped like"
Does that still feature on the signs at swimming pools?!