Little things that make your day

[Son of Stan]

I have very low expectations from life so I'm usually thrilled if no one smelly sits next to me on the way to work (3 words - Newcastle/West Road).

However, just had an email to say I've only won the prize draw for the Tyneside Cinema coffee rooms' survey! 2 free tickets and £30 of food. I've just got to decide who to take with me now.

It's totally changed my mood from half an hour ago now. Maybe I'll see an attractive male on the bus home?

 

[MackemBob]

I have very low expectations from life so I'm usually thrilled if no one smelly sits next to me on the way to work (3 words - Newcastle/West Road).

However, just had an email to say I've only won the prize draw for the Tyneside Cinema coffee rooms' survey! 2 free tickets and £30 of food. I've just got to decide who to take with me now.

It's totally changed my mood from half an hour ago now. Maybe I'll see an attractive male on the bus home?

Check out his headphones. If they cost £250 or more he's a catch.

 

[LondonMackem]

Check out his headphones. If they cost £250 or more he's a catch.

Has that freak been arrested yet?

 

[MackemBob]

Has that freak been arrested yet?

How about policeman as a new job?

 

[nyron4england]

I have very low expectations from life so I'm usually thrilled if no one smelly sits next to me on the way to work (3 words - Newcastle/West Road).

However, just had an email to say I've only won the prize draw for the Tyneside Cinema coffee rooms' survey! 2 free tickets and £30 of food. I've just got to decide who to take with me now.

It's totally changed my mood from half an hour ago now. Maybe I'll see an attractive male on the bus home?

when i go to the toilet at work and someone put the toilet roll on the holder the right way round.

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[MackemBob]

Having the sixth post on a thread makes my day.

 

[Son of Stan]

Check out his headphones. If they cost £250 or more he's a catch.

I'll be embarrassed as mine were about £10. And I don't think anyone over 40 spends that much on headphones...not on the 39 anyway!

 

[LondonMackem]

How about policeman as a new job?

I didn't say I'd arrest him!

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Coca Cola millions

 

[errant]

Newcastle/West Road

 

[mackembuddha]

Watching my cats shit in the neighbours garden or catching a live mouse that the cats have brought in and releasing it in the neighbours garden.

I don't like my neighbour.

 

[errant]

2 free tickets

are they showing anything interesting at the moment?

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

People thinking triggering Article 50 makes today special!

 

[The Archer]

when i go to the toilet at work and someone put the toilet roll on the holder the right way round.

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I just settle for the bogs not having been pebble dashed by at my work, and there actually being some bogroll thus avoiding the shitty shuffle into the next trap.

 

[nyron4england]

I just settle for the bogs not having been pebble dashed by at my work, and there actually being some bogroll thus avoiding the shitty shuffle into the next trap.

*knockknock* hew marra, can you hoy some bog roll under?




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[Son of Stan]

are they showing anything interesting at the moment?

High Rise which could be a possibility. A Quiet Passion about Emily Dickinson, another possible. I don't fancy Beauty or the Beast - or Kristen Stewart in Personal Shopper either. The Salesman looks interesting too. Also Paul Verhoeven's Elle.

 

[Spot]

when the Mrs goes up the little wooden hill and I get some peace and quiet

 

[girojim]

EDBTPBW

 

[Epping]

when one of the lads offers to make the tea..

rarer than rocking horse shit....

 

[Son of Stan]

when one of the lads offers to make the tea..

rarer than rocking horse shit....

That's why men make crappy tea - so no one wants one a second time. I'm onto your ploys...