Little things in life that fuck you off


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People taking forever at cashpoints!! I could have launched skynet in the time its taken you to withdraw a tenner.

Packaging!!

Packets of bacon in which your meant to peel the corner, always ends up with a knife through it.

Cartons of milk with the foil circle under the lid 50% of the time the pull tab snaps.

Electrical packaging e.g Headphones, Joypads, Cables, impossible to open by hand, ends up with a knife through it.

Tablet packaging, no matter which end of the box I open, I end up staring at the folded up instructions.

Cracking shout. And the protracted game of "Operation!" that ensues as you try to fish the fucker out with your fingertips so you can get at the life-saving tabletty goodness.
 
People who think that because they are shouting loudly means they are winning an arguement/debate. No, this means you're so f-ing stupid you cant think of an intelligent response.

Most forms of public transport:

People on the tube/metro/tram/Train/Bus that try and barge on before i've got off. Which tramp tought you manners?

People on tube/Metro/Tram/Train/Bus that think i want to listen to their ipod/phone, sorry mate, happyhardcore went out in the 90's.

Getting the train from London to Durham and finding out its the Glasgow train and therefore full of lashed up Scottish squadies. No peace for me then.

Kids these days: You're 12 years old, white and middle class, so why speak like an inner London grime artist. "Scuse me". On on this subject, treat your elders with a bit of respect and maybe they will "rispekt" you back!

People who treat the middle lane of a motorway like the inside lane. There's nothing wrong with the inside lane for fs sake, if its empty use it!
 
People who take longer than 20 Seconds at a Cashpoint, to conduct what is essentially a very basic transaction.
 
People who treat the middle lane of a motorway like the inside lane. There's nothing wrong with the inside lane for fs sake, if its empty use it!

Never got why this is such a problem. Its not blocking anyone, and means you're away from the edges and in a better position to reacti if you need to serve left or right?
 
People that do a little chuckle at the end of everything they say.
 
Never got why this is such a problem. Its not blocking anyone, and means you're away from the edges and in a better position to reacti if you need to serve left or right?

On an empty road fair play, drive wherever you like.

Its when the road gets busy and people sit in the middle lane doing the same speed as the inside lane meaning everyone else has to move into the outside lane to overtake. It just slows the whole speed of the road down. If you've ever wondered where the "Traffic Jam from nowhere" comes from, its normally something to do with this driving behaviour.
 
Chefs - They never do what you pay them for and you end up having to do it yourself.
 
People who take longer than 20 Seconds at a Cashpoint, to conduct what is essentially a very basic transaction.

This most definitely, and the ones who get to the cashpoint then open their wallet / purse, go through what appears to be a whole 52 pack of cards before deciding what one to use, then that one doesn't work then going through the whole ritual again.

What's a sandancer by the way ;)
 
This most definitely, and the ones who get to the cashpoint then open their wallet / purse, go through what appears to be a whole 52 pack of cards before deciding what one to use, then that one doesn't work then going through the whole ritual again.

What's a sandancer by the way ;)
Somebody from South Shields, like me.
 
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