ajthemackem
Striker
People taking forever at cashpoints!! I could have launched skynet in the time its taken you to withdraw a tenner.
Packaging!!
Packets of bacon in which your meant to peel the corner, always ends up with a knife through it.
Cartons of milk with the foil circle under the lid 50% of the time the pull tab snaps.
Electrical packaging e.g Headphones, Joypads, Cables, impossible to open by hand, ends up with a knife through it.
Tablet packaging, no matter which end of the box I open, I end up staring at the folded up instructions.
Cracking shout. And the protracted game of "Operation!" that ensues as you try to fish the fucker out with your fingertips so you can get at the life-saving tabletty goodness.