monkeytassle
Striker
people eating things in supermarkets before paying fopr them. can you not wait ten minutes you greedy bassa.
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getting the bed made while your still in it. My bird is obsessed with making the fecking bed
lasagne microwave ready meals. How are ya supposed to get it out without it ending up all over?
Pics
Lads who use cubiles to get a piss and leave it all ower the toilet seat
Lads who use cubicles to get a piss in the first place (what are they hiding??)
People who used the word "obviously" all the time, when clearly what they are on about is not! I always ask them why it's obvious.
Trying to secretly sneak a couple of crackers and some cheese after your lass has gone to bed, and getting the bloody crockery out making a hell of a lot more noise than usual!!![]()
Lads who use cubicles to get a piss in the first place (what are they hiding??)
People who used the word "obviously" all the time, when clearly what they are on about is not! I always ask them why it's obvious.
Cabbies who think that by just sitting in their taxi you have somehow said: "Yes, I'm really tired because I've just travelled 300 miles, but do please starting moaning about every last thing in life that annoys you, even if that is a list some four hundred items long and it does make you sound like you regularly dig shallow graves in woodland."
People who eat food in shops.
People who talk on their mobiles when they're being served in shops.
People who can't walk IN A STRAIGHT f***ing LINE.
People who get to the top of an escalator, and stop to look around.
People who don't indicate. People who do indicate, but do it wrong. People who do indicate, do it right, but drive a car that annoys me (anything from a Multipla to a Subaru), have a fat exhaust, have anything to do with 'princess' on their car, or have their name in letters on the back.
People who stink of deodorant spray. People who stink of sweat.
Women who think that sucking in their cheeks as if someone's just vacuumed out their insides somehow makes them look sexy. Men who call women 'females'.
Headphones that spend every moment plotting in your pocket about how to tangle when you're not looking.
People who think they are right.
Pleather. Litter. Spines. People who don't know when to shut up. Hangnails. The new bog roll dispensers at work that are like tiny anuses that shit bits of paper at you if you are lucky and they are not constipated. Celebrity magazines. Lifestyle articles in newspapers. Snots that you think will be cornflake snots but turn out disappointing. Religious people knocking at the door on Saturday morning, and looking like they have escaped from the cast of Freaks. People who gossip about celebrities like they know them. Really? Divorced? Never! Who are the fuck are these people again?
Novelty tee-shirts. Is it really beer o'clock? Are you really 'champion pussy eater' or are you just a very overweight man who looks like he interferes with children?