Little things in life that fuck you off


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Stubbing your toe
An ulcer/blister on your lip or in your mouth
Wanting another xbox 360 kinect but realising you dont have a mansion
Seeing people at work who have been there half the time you have and they are a few rungs on the ladder higher
Wanting to save up but then getting invited to another party/trip away etc

I do that on an almost monthly basis. I've twice done it on my Dyson after my cleaner or decorator has moved it slightly. I think I must walk through the house on autopilot when on the way to the toilet in the middle of the night and if anything is even an inch out of place I risk injury.
Place is upside down at the minute as it is being decorated so I expect a few broken toes over the weekend.
 
If the people in the left hand lane left sufficient distance to allow a merge lane to work then there would not be a problem. It's the people that sit bumper to bumper at 5mph just to stop a merge lane from working.

Why do you think the highways people go to the extent of putting up the "USE BOTH LANES" & "MERGE IN TURN" signs? It's because most people merge far too early which causes the traffic jam.

I agree with you - but there is a difference between merging too early and merging at the last possible second just to get you two or three cars ahead of the pack.
 
People taking forever at cashpoints!! I could have launched skynet in the time its taken you to withdraw a tenner.

Packaging!!

Packets of bacon in which your meant to peel the corner, always ends up with a knife through it.

Cartons of milk with the foil circle under the lid 50% of the time the pull tab snaps.

Electrical packaging e.g Headphones, Joypads, Cables, impossible to open by hand, ends up with a knife through it.

Tablet packaging, no matter which end of the box I open, I end up staring at the folded up instructions.
 
I agree with you - but there is a difference between merging too early and merging at the last possible second just to get you two or three cars ahead of the pack.

The one on the A184 pisses me off, people merging 400 yards too early and then pulling out to try and stop people getting past. :mad: Although I do object to the ones on the A1 at the Bowes incline where you get people driving through the hatched area at high speed and then bullying their way in.
 
Sorry like bu the worst merge lanes are standstill traffic after everyones finished work. For some reason the people in the left lane always think they have right of way and are 'letting people in' from the right.

Boils my blood

People taking forever at cashpoints!! I could have launched skynet in the time its taken you to withdraw a tenner.

Packaging!!

Packets of bacon in which your meant to peel the corner, always ends up with a knife through it.

Cartons of milk with the foil circle under the lid 50% of the time the pull tab snaps.

Electrical packaging e.g Headphones, Joypads, Cables, impossible to open by hand, ends up with a knife through it.

Tablet packaging, no matter which end of the box I open, I end up staring at the folded up instructions.
:lol::lol::lol::lol: full madone. All of these are spot on.
 
Bloke opposite me in the office - ridiculously bashing the keyboard when typing. Slamming the enter button when he has triumphantly completed a sentence. Twat :evil:
 
Not using indicators is a big one of mine, been shouting at some prick not ten minutes ago for this. We have all passed a test I just don't understand how some people can be so incompetent at it. My temper behind the wheel is getting worse I'm going to end up having a heart attack one day.

As a ped, this narks us off. Just let us know and I'll stay on the pavement. And stop deeing it with a 'child on board' sticker. Still wad like.

Er, hope that didn't come across the wrong way.
 
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As a ped, this narks us off. Just let us know and I'll stay on the pavement. And stop deeing it with a 'child on board' sticker. Still wad like.

Er, hope that didn't come across the wrong way.

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'Baby on Board' stickers in general. OK then, I was all set to career full force into the back of your car until I saw the sign and thought I'd give it a miss.

New 'healthy size' chocolate - all under the guise that they are saving our long term health when in fact it's just an elaborate con to give you less for your money.
 
wantin a quiet pint and having a load of girls be like pell pell aw haway man pell giz ya finger watch what a do with it
its a f***ing chore nowadays
 
People taking forever at cashpoints!! I could have launched skynet in the time its taken you to withdraw a tenner.

Packaging!!

Packets of bacon in which your meant to peel the corner, always ends up with a knife through it.

Electrical packaging e.g Headphones, Joypads, Cables, impossible to open by hand, ends up with a knife through it.

Tablet packaging, no matter which end of the box I open, I end up staring at the folded up instructions.

all of these things....good call sir
 
Tablet packaging, no matter which end of the box I open, I end up staring at the folded up instructions.

:lol::lol: that's amazing and true.

mine today is the arseholes who thought up the driver cpc for hgv drivers.
i've already passed a test so why do i need a bit paper from some sackless course telling me how to spot immigrants in my trailer.
nothing but a pure money making excercise for the 'training providers' who will be the golf partner of the bloke who dreamt it all up. it's only driving a f***ing wagon man, not rocket science.
and i've got to do it on a saturday:evil: just spat me dummy out big style with my boss at work over it. he says 'keep a saturday free for it'. i sez 'can't, busy with football and when i'm not at football it's away on the bikes' he says 'you'll have to do it, no cpc no job' i sez 'so f***ing what, i'm not doing it on a saturday' slams the door and walks out.
problem is the boss is a mate and i know i'll have to do it sooner or later.
looks like i'll be eating humble pie on monday.:oops:

sorry for the rant......
 
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Droppin a pen down the side of the seat in the car - always end up with no fuckin skin on the back of me hand, but I can't stop trying to get the bastad out.:evil:
Happened again today....
 
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